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- 英汉双语笑话：最爱你的女人
- one evening i drove my husband’s car to the shopping mall.on my return， i noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.when i finally entered the house， i called o...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默：给“年轻人”的忠告
- A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65， never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s，...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有趣的英语：莎士比亚的俗语
- 有一个英国的笑话: 一个农民到伦敦观看了一场莎士比亚的戏剧之后，别人问他有什么感想，他说：“我真的很佩服他，难得他记住那么多的俗语和成语。”...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有趣的英语：活学活用的老鼠
- A mighty elephant looked down at a tiny mouse and said,“You are undoubtedly the most insignificant thing I’ve ever seen.”“Pard...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有趣的英语：善于节约的父亲
- When we got our long-distance phone bill，we found that our daughter，Cathy，had been making 60-minute calls to a boyfriend away at coll...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：欠揍的理发师
- Being rather bald，I have long been used to comforting myself on a visit to the hairdresser with the opening gambit，“Grass doesn’t...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：困惑的小男孩
- Small boy on telephone，as teen-age sister rash to grab it，“You must have the wrong number.I don’t have a beautiful sister.”当那妙...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语阅读：健康趣谈（搞笑）
- funny health quotes - funny quotes about healthbe careful about reading health books. you may die of a misprint.muscles come and go; flab lasts.my doctor recently told me that jogging could...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：绅士风度的主席先生
- When columnist Merryle Stanley Rukeyser got up to speak at a luncheon of the Pittsburgh Advertising Club，he asked President Carl Do...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：余怒不息的前老板
- An employment office was checking on an applicant’s list of references.“How long did this man work for you?” a former employer...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：超级委婉的老板
- One of the most tactful men he ever knew”，a California manufacturer says，“was the man who fired me from my very first job.He calle...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：肯尼迪有个伟大的妈妈
- 露丝•肯尼迪(Rose Kennedy，1891-1995)：肯尼迪总统(J.F.Kennedy)的母亲，在这位生育了一个王朝的高贵女性的长长的一生中，交织着极度的幸福与不幸...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：活学活用的老鼠
- A mighty elephant looked down at a tiny mouse and said,“You are undoubtedly the most insignificant thing I’ve ever seen.”“Pard...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看老外们的独特幽默
- 老外们喜欢幽默，日常生活中许多英语幽默来自于对语言的巧妙运用，尤其是对双关语的运用。老外们的幽默感通过双关语得到了淋漓尽致地发挥。1 句...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：老外们的极致幽默双关语
- 老外们喜欢幽默，日常生活中许多英语幽默来自于对语言的巧妙运用，尤其是对双关语的运用。老外们的幽默感通过双关语得到了淋漓尽致地发挥。1 句...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默：让别人高兴
- a sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "now, children," said she , "has anyone of yo...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 解码男人规则及女人用语（爆笑）
- 男人篇：Men's Rules That Women Should KnowWe guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules.我们男人总是听女人制订的...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：经典的搞笑英语方程式
- 1. smart man + smart woman = romance聪明男人 + 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情2. smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy聪明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话解释：You have matches
- You have matches
最近我有一次机会登上一艘豪华游轮观光。一次, 我在酒吧台拿了两杯鸡尾酒回房间享受，途中遇到一位女士，她看看我后笑着说：...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：老外如何辨别中国人（5）
- 71.you own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. 你有自己的切肉刀而且你会磨它 72.your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed pap...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：老外如何辨别中国人（4）
- 56.you like chinese films in their original undubbed versions. 你喜欢没有配过音的中国电影. 57.you love chinese martial arts...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：老外如何辨别中国人（3）
- 31.you spit bones and other food scraps on the table.that"s why you need the vinyl tablecloth. 你把骨头和其他杂碎吐在桌子上,...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：老外如何辨别中国人（2）
- 16.you"ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你会为一些不可质疑的事情辩论. (无理取闹???) 17.you love to use coup...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：老外如何辨别中国人（1）
- 1.you look like you are 18. 你看起来好像才18岁(东方人普遍看起来年轻, 呵呵) 2.you like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡脚...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文广告的幽默：妙趣横生的双关语
- 《新概念英语》这套地道的英语学习教材中有许多经典的修辞手法，如比喻、拟人、夸张、反语等，这些方法的运用使得新概念中的文章篇篇成为了经典...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
