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- 130. Wedding or Not
- Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just...
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- 131.Ways to Report Death
- Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, an...
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- 132.The Use of a Handsaw
- At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed...
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- 133.A Thank-you Note
- Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scra...
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- 134. The Nice Wedding Gift
- We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them...
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- 135. Hunting Skills
- Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge be...
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- 生动有趣的地方色彩:解读美国50州座右铭 一
- alabama: yes, we have electricity 阿拉巴马州:是的,我们有电! alaska: 11,623 eskimos can't be wrong! 阿拉斯加州:一万一千六百...
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- 生动有趣的地方色彩:解读美国50州座右铭 二
- california: by 30, our women have more plastic than your honda 加利福尼亚州:到30岁的时候,我们的妇女使用的整形塑胶的数量将会...
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- 生动有趣的地方色彩:解读美国50州座右铭 三
- delaware: we really do like the chemicals in our water 特拉华州:我们真得很不喜欢我们的水源中携带的化学物质。 florida: a...
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- 生动有趣的地方色彩:解读美国50州座右铭 四
- idaho: more than just potatoes…… well okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are real good 爱达荷州:这不仅仅是马铃薯的问...
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- 生动有趣的地方色彩:解读美国50州座右铭 五
- maine: we're really cold, but we have cheap lobster 缅因州:我们真得很冷,但我们的龙虾很便宜。 maryland: if you can dream i...
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- 生动有趣的地方色彩:解读美国50州座右铭 六
- ohio: at least we're not michigan 俄亥俄州:最起码我们不是密歇根州。 oklahoma: like the play, only no singing 俄克拉荷...
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- 美国人幽默的电话留言
- 美国家庭中的电话机一般都有留言提示功能,也就是当外人打入电话时,如果主人不在家,电话没人接,电话机会自动播送一段提示,内容通常是:抱歉...
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- 136. Bring Me a Glass of Milk
- At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husb...
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- 137. A Branch Office
- A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one h...
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- 138.A Holiday from School
- Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying...
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- 139. Quick Service
- A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please...
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- 140. Whose Son Is the Greatest
- the mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "my son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "whe...
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- 英文标识笑话百出 趣解WC
- 这边“××路”译成“××lu”,那边“××路”译成“××road”,混乱的英文标识经常令老外“蒙查查”。 记者昨日从广州市质监局获悉,广东首部...
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- 翻译joke:搞笑的英国人
- 英语笑话 带翻译:一个英国人Englishman Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did...
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- 幽默双语故事:用三条腿奔跑很快
- one day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged ch...
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- 英汉双语笑话:完美的女人和完美的男人
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there was a perfect man and a perfect woman. they met each other at a perfect party. they dated for two perfect years. they had the perfect wedding and...
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- [幽默]就算死也要死的与众不同
- We all shrug off our mortal coil eventually. Whilst we all look forward to a long and happy life, there are some unfortunate souls...
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- 英汉双语笑话:第一次与最后一次
- When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机,并开始学习驾驶。不久,他...
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- 英汉双语笑话:从美国带过来的“真美金”
- not long after an old chinese woman came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the states, she went to a city bank to deposit the us dollars her daughter gave her. at the bank count...
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