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- 囚犯的经典语录--双语幽默笑话
- the warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on visitor’s day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor george always sa...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 描述寻找当中的出纳员--双语幽默笑话
- there was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "oh! i heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "yes, yes, we are, we are." and then the f...
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- 找出了问题的根源所在--双语幽默漫画
- "tech support says the problem is located somewhere between the keyboard and my chair."技术支持部门认为这个问题存在于键盘和我椅子之间的某个地方。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑...
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- 讲求效率的工作--双语幽默漫画
- "We don't pay extra for overtime.If we let you work more than 8 hours a day,we figure you owe us a volume discount."我们不支付加班费,如果我们让你每天工作超过8小时,我们认为你在工作量上给我们打...
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- 昂贵的律师咨询费--双语幽默笑话
- A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”有个人打电话给律师，问道：“你回答三个问题的收费是多少钱？律师回答说：「...
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- “过早采购”也是一种犯罪--双语幽默笑话
- An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：“你犯了什么罪？”
The offender said, "I went s...
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- 政治错误中的错误--双语幽默漫画
- "And now they're telling me it's politically incorrect to use the term 'politically incorrect'!"现在他们告诉我用"政治错误"这个词是个政治错误。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话...
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- 盗取账号--双语幽默漫画
- "How could somebody steal my dentity when I still haven't figured out who I am?"在我还没有表明我是谁的时候,别人怎么就已经能把我的账号盗走呢? 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英...
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- 失主与偷盗者交流经验--双语幽默笑话
- A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
一个人来到警察局...
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- 销售的重复战术--双语幽默笑话
- in a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees,销售公司的老板对一位员工训话：
"the main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! that's the key! if you have a produc...
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- 低碳生活--双语幽默漫画
- "The low-carb people demanded it."低炭人群需要它. 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
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- 具有良好的人类技能--双语幽默漫画
- "Yes,I think I have good people skills.What kind of idiot question is that?"是的,我想我具有良好的人类技能,这个问题多傻啊! 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故...
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- 制定压力管理方案--双语幽默漫画
- "i've developed a stress management program based on the shut up and stop whining principle."我以"闭嘴"和"停止哀鸣"为原则设计了一套压力管理方案. 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话...
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- 组织支持性群体--双语幽默漫画
- "you're not being paid what you're worth and i'm going to do something about it.i'm organizing a support group for people who aren't being paid what they're worth."你的报酬低于你的应得,我得采...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人欢喜让人忧的消息--双语幽默笑话
- the soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. one day, the general announced: "my men, i have some good news and some bad news for you. which one would you like...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 父亲为儿子的遗传病买单--双语幽默笑话
- doctor: ′i can do nothing for your complaint. it is hereditary.′医生：对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。patient: ′then send the bill to my father, please.′病人：那请你把账...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 招聘智能人--双语幽默漫画
- "We're looking for someone who's capable of seeing the big picture."我们招募能看清这幅图片的人。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关...
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- 黑客破解密码--双语幽默漫画
- "For security purposes,the information should make no sense at all to spies and hackers.We'll bring in someone later to figure out what you meant."出于安全的目的,这些信息应该对黑客和间谍没有...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一杯白兰地所起的作用--双语幽默漫画
- on a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. a small crowd immediately gathers around him.在一个炎热的夏天，一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。一群人立刻围了上去。"give the poor ma...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 病人对医生的反问--双语幽默漫画
- doctor: how many ears and eyes does a cat have?医生：一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛？patient: two of each.病人：都是两个。doctor: and how many legs does it have?医生：那么它有几条腿呢？patient: say, doctor, ha...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 寻找良师益友--双语幽默漫画
- "I'm looking for a mentor who will show me how to get rich without boring me with a lot of advice."我想找一个良师益友,他能告诉我怎样变富而不会用絮叨的建议烦我. 更多 英语...
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- 出色的保护电脑安全技术--双语幽默漫画
- "Yes,you've done an excellent job of keeping our computer safe.But sooner or later you'll have to plug it in."是的,在保护电脑安全方面你做的非常出色, 但是迟早你必须插上插头....
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 随机应变的说谎者--双语幽默笑话
- stranger: catch any fish?陌生人：钓到鱼了吗？fisherman: did i! i took forty out of this stream this morning.钓鱼者：我是谁？一早晨我就在这条小溪钓到了40多条鱼呢。stranger: know who i am? i'm the game...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 能识乐谱的聪明小狗--双语幽默笑话
- a little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. the family dog began to howl along dismally.一个小男孩在练习小提琴，他的父亲在读报纸。随着小男孩的琴声，家里养...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 做好安全保密工作--双语幽默漫画
- "If you were concerned about identity theft,you shouldn't have left your private information lying around where I could find it!"如果你担心你的帐号被盗，你就不该把你的个人信息放在我能找到的地方...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
