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- 吸烟的坏处和不吸烟的坏处--双语幽默漫画
- "smoking may kill us.on the other hand,the non-smokers are inside working themselves to death!"吸烟会杀了我们，但是不吸烟者会工作累死。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话...
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- 不会死机的备份工具--双语幽默漫画
- "We back up our data on sticky notes because sticky notes never crash."我们用即时贴来备份数据，因为即时贴从来不死机。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关...
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- 不老练的店员--双语幽默笑话
- a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。"so would i," said the t...
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- 善解人意的马--双语幽默笑话
- there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back....
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- 承受范围之内--双语幽默漫画
- "Please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I can tolerate the sound of a human voice again."请留言，在我能忍受人声的时候我会给你回电。 更多 英语笑话 英语小...
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- 预防电脑各种病毒的综合程序--双语幽默漫画
- "I've installed a comprehensive program that will protect our computer against viruses,trojan horses,worms,cooties,hissy fits,conniptions,and the heebie-jeebies."我已经安装了一个综合程序来保...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 听话的病人--双语幽默笑话
- brown: i'm sorry to see you so unwell. have you seen the doctor?布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗？jack: yes. i'm having three baths a day.杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。brown: wh...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所扮演的角色--双语幽默笑话
- proctor (exceedingly angry):"so you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"学监（非常生气）：“现...
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- 幸运的大黑猫--双语幽默笑话
- "father," said jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫！”"never mind, jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black...
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- 起诉侵害商标权的违法行为--双语幽默漫画
- "I'd sue them all for trademark infringement if I were you,Blog!"如果我是你的话，我将起诉他们侵害商标权。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请...
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- 让事情保持绝对一致--双语幽默漫画
- "I need you to find a radically innovative new way to keep everything exactly the same."我需要找一个全新的办法让所有的事情保持绝对一致。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑...
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- 拥有百分之百的把握借东西--双语幽默笑话
- mr. johnson: are you using you mower this afternoon?约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？mr.smith: yes.史密斯先生：是的。mr.johnson: fine. then can i borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be...
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- 未使用的政治家的大脑--双语幽默笑话
- the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psyc...
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- 对衣服样式很挑剔的妻子--双语幽默笑话
- judge: i don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.法官：我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入同一家商店呢？prisoner: well, your honor, i picked out a dress for my wif...
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- 少儿简历--双语幽默漫画
- "education:potty training.work experience:picking up toys.hobbies:thumb sucking.you know,maybe it's too soon to write your resume."教育：上厕所训练。工作经验：拣玩具。习惯：吮拇指。你知道，这些很快就...
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- 理解上的偏差--双语幽默漫画
- e others for my mistakes.i blame the same people every time!"我从来不因为我的错误责怪其他人，我每次总是责怪同一个人。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关...
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- 幽默诙谐的秃头老人--双语幽默笑话
- one day, he went out hunting with some friends. a strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. when his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.有一天，...
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- 粗心的理发师--双语幽默笑话
- barber: were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾？customer: no. 顾客：没有呀。barber: oh, then i must have cut your throat.理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。...
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- 高估自己能力的人--双语幽默漫画
- "Nine out of 10 people disagree with my idea,which sends a very clear message--nine out of 10 people are idiots!"十个人中有九个都不同意我的意见，这表明十个人中的九个都是白痴。...
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- 奖励政策的实行--双语幽默漫画
- "Every job,no matter how small,is important.To reinforce this point,I'm awarding Employee Of The Month to my belt."每项工作,无论大小都非常重要. 为了强调这一点,我将奖励每月最佳员工。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 102. I Understand Him
- While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 101.A Gentle Reminder
- Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35t...
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- 103.An Exact Number
- a tourist was visiting new mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. "how old are these bones?" the tourist...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 104. Violin Lessons
- "Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 105. Which Month Did He Go Away
- When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod....
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
