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- 记下这句话
- 大象An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ." 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” "Pless ,say it aga...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 脑移植手术
- A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patien. For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,00...
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- Don't be selfish
- Don't be selfish
A mother is admonishing her son.
Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it...
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- 学问与钱
- 钱Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart? 你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度？ After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars...
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- 上帝的幽默
- 这是一套奥美广告公司为新加坡教会制作的平面广告文案，为了帮助教会吸引更多的信徒。广告被张贴在地铁、公交车等公共场所，只用最简单的设计，却因为精彩的文案效果出彩。广告里的上帝平易近人，没有距离感，读来倍感温暖。...
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- 会飞的企鹅
- 企鹅This recently discovered holiday penguins is unlike any other. They don't need to huddle together every winter, protection against bitter cold. Because these little fellas could do something no...
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- 美国五十个州爆笑的座右铭
- Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity 阿拉巴马州：是的，我们有电! Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 阿拉斯加州：一万一千六百二十三名爱斯基摩人是不会错的! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 亚利桑那州：可是，这里的...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Beware of Dog
- 狗Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside...
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- 前台小姐用英语逼死美国人的绝妙对白
- 前台刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 前台小姐:“hello.” 美国人:“hi.” 前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 美国人:“can you speak english?” 前...
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- 一封请求加薪的信件（搞笑老板员工暗较劲）
- 一 位 員工寄了一封信給她的老板，內容為 Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ . worker$ who have given $o much $upport i...
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- 我爸爸更强壮
- 父子Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” 威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 坐飞机有美女相伴的高招
- 飞机Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looke...
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- Very Pleased to Meet You
- During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she...
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- Five Months Older
- The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said...
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- 留学生爆笑英语口语语录
- 1.刚上班不久，有个公司的A/R打电话来催支票，我循例问了一下他是哪间公司打来的，那男的很 有礼貌的说：“This is xxx calling from Beach Brother." 听懂了很开心，不过由于对公司 名字还不熟，心想先用笔记下来公司名，省得等...
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- 不同年龄段的征婚标准
- "What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner. When you are young your standards are set very high, however...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 童稚趣语一簇
- 儿童If nothing is in the refrigerator, don't eat dog food. Never cheat because it's not worth it. --Samantha Jean Fritz, age 9 哪怕冰箱是空的也别吃狗粮。永远不要骗人，这么做不值得。 -萨曼莎·珍·弗里茨...
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- 大学时代不交作业的理由
- The top five most popular tech-related reasons for not doing homework 五个不做作业最流行的科技借口 My computer crashed and I lost it. 电脑死机了，我做的作业(因没有保存)丢失了。 I finished my homework b...
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- 漂亮的毯子
- Mr. Payne was on hoilday. He was staying in a small desert town. One sunny morning he went to the
market. and saw a beartiful carpet there. This one was big and full of rich colours. He looked at it...
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- 汽车上的小偷
- Mr Smith gave his wife ten pounds for her birthday, ten pretty pound notes. So the day after her
birthday, Mrs Smith went shopping. She pueued for a bus, got on and sat down next to an old lady.
Af...
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- 没有时间游览
- Mr and Mrs smith had always spent their summer holidays in New Jersey in the past, staying in a small
inn at the foot of a hill. One day , however, Mr Smith made a lot of money in his business, so t...
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- 两张飞机票
- Let me tell you a story about bert and Mildred Bumgbridge, who used to be very forgeful. For example,
Mildred would forget to cook dinner, or bert would show up for work on Sunday thinking it was Mo...
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- 他懂了
- Two Americans were travelling in spain.One moring they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They
did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not know English. They wanted him to understand that t...
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- 乔治·华盛顿和马
- once a neighbour stole once of Washington's horse. Washington went a police to the neighbour's farm
to get the horse, but the neighbour refused to the neighbour's farm to get the horse, but the
neg...
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- 圆珠笔和马
- One day a young mother was playing with her five-year-old son. Suddenly he grabbed her ball-point pen
and swallowed it.
"Oh, no !" cried the woman. "We must find a doctor."
She took her son, ran...
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