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- 你的船靠岸时开得有多快？
- A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可老鼠都是假想的呀
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Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个比一个效率高.
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Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。
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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我不可能每天都喝那么多
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A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I ca...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我替你抱着你的猴子。
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．
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Mr Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇． 服务员：是的，先生，我知...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧
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The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a babo...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第112期双语笑话加练习题 庸医（1）
- A man walked into a doctor's examining room. "Put out your tongue," the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. "0. K. You can put your t...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第113期双语笑话加练习题 工作技巧（1）
- Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第114期双语笑话加练习题 奇猜异想（1）
- Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he g...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第115期双语笑话加练习题 说不的男子（1）
- A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from hi...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第116期双语笑话加练习题 蜗牛的故事
- When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第117期双语笑话加练习题 我刚咬破自己的舌头
- "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "Notes: (1) poisonous...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第118期双语笑话加练习题 咖啡问题
- A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked . "Take the spo...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁是第一个男人？
- A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 安静,医生比你懂得多
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A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was
brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing
up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that
he is very ill." "I am a...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
- Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每天仍有许多人停下来
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Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.
Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and
a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the
time, please?" Afte...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我可以将我单簧管带上飞机吗？
- 我在一个交响乐团演奏时，我们乐团与一家大航空公司达成协议，哪些乐器可以带上飞机，哪些乐器要作为行李托运。一个大提琴手惊愕地发现他那精致、昂贵的木质乐器竟要托运，经受行李舱内的低温以...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”
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“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那小女孩依然盯着他看
- 某人举办一场宴会招待他的同事，包括他的老板。
吃饭的时候，男主人的3岁小女儿目不转睛地盯着对面她父亲的老板看，甚至没有吃东西。
老板先检查了领事，然后抹抹脸上看有没有食物，再整整头发。...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么？
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一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑：“小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么？”
“这样，他就不会去参军了。”小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
A small boy leading a donk...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第119期双语笑话加练习题 我晚饭后从不工作
- A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第120期双语笑话加练习题 鸟窝与头发
- My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sist...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
