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- 第121期双语笑话加练习题 我要出去
- A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?"...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第122期双语笑话加练习题 母亲的脚
- To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第123期双语笑话加练习题 犹如几个时辰
- As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time....
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁赢了高尔夫球比赛？
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丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。“爸爸，谁赢了高尔夫球比赛，是你还是理查叔叔？”
“我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢，”丈夫推诿说。“我们打球只是为了好玩而已。...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。
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一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”
“我，老师，”一个小...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他看见一个军官向他走过来。
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A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers dec...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我将把我的命给你。
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The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。
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One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第123期双语笑话加练习题 聪明狗（1）
- A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第125期双语笑话加练习题 惊喜
- A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, a...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第126期双语笑话加练习题 你活不成了
- Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第127期双语笑话加练习题 富有挑战性的搜寻
- A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-c...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第128期双语笑话加练习题 标题是什么
- When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, co...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第129期双语笑话加练习题 谁的狗最聪明
- Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show your stuff. " The dog trotted over to a desk, p...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第130期双语笑话加练习题 窗帘挂于何处
- A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ru...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那样我就可以每天换一个了。
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妻子和丈夫谈话，他一天到晚总是看报纸，妻子抱怨说：我要是报纸就好了，那样我就可以天天在你手里了。
丈夫说我也希望那样，那样我就可以每天换一个了。
Wife talking to her husband，who...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- something you got to know
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Dear white, something you got to know
亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。
When I was born, I was black.
当我出生时，我是黑色的
When I grow up, I am black.
我长大了，我是黑色...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发
- Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own ti...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可是你正踩着我的脚呀！
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Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。病人：我知道，可...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们的刹车不好
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Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled."Our brakes are no good, so we want...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 水的分子式是什么？
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Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O! 老师：水的分子式是什么？ 花...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。
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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume？”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第131期双语笑话加练习题 两张电影票
- A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第132期双语笑话加练习题 放在地板上
- My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.
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2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第133期双语笑话加练习题 地图的引力
- Mr. Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson, he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject. When it was Jack's turn, he...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
