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- 再来一瓶白兰地
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A netpetition whose subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly: " Alcohol can break down conjugal relation, even cause...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我再也不坐你们的破飞机了
- A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker:" Travellers, one of our engines was out of order , therefor...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 里面装有重要文件
- At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 doll...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件？
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A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,帮凶) in the neighborhood ?" Mountaineer says:...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那你用什么来盛它呢？
- A young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials.” Edison asked...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一些趣味英语
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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让你儿子静下来
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In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't sc...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么在布鲁明黛
- An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有三个退休的老人
- Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 2014年最新英语笑话：魔鬼的妹夫
- A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 2014年最新英语笑话：最丑的孩子？
- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的最...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这回他先用假牙。
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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman c...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you s...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想先再瘦15磅再说。
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Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道："Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight....
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 假如生活是一台电脑
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
lf life were like a computer
假如生活是一台电脑You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the r...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 心理医生
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Psychiatrist
心理医生Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "l've got trouble.Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody un...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 两个盗贼
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump！"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西o第一个说：¨我听到警报响了，快跳吧！”The second...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 黑暗中写字
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”
有个孩子问他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗？The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to writ...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 得了一个100分
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!
一个狡猾的女孩说："妈妈，我今天在学校得了一个100分！"The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell m...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 已经是总统了
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A father told his son， "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."
一个父亲告诉他的儿子："当林肯在你这个年纪的时候，他每天走1...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 教派的领导者
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
有一个教派的领导者宣称，他靠空气就能存活。A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald&#...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 请务必低头并小心脚下。
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Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.
"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."
"If you miss your step and hit your he...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他是一个篮球教练？
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师，正在进行一个口头测试。S...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这些问题你想过吗？
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?为什么你从来没见过...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你从来没有自己写过书。
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Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book your self.Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my hen in this coun...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
