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- 中国美女如何婉拒老外
- 男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女：ActuallyI＇dratherhavethemoney.（不必，我很有钱。）男：CanIhaveyourname?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）女：Why?Don＇tyoualreadyhaveone?（为什么？你不是已经有...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这个龙虾只有一只爪。
- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。Well, bring me the winner th...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我就把它们卖了。
- One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted he...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：养育孩子方面做得很糟糕
- 英语笑话：养育孩子方面做得很糟糕那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.
一个男孩告诉他妈妈，说她在养育孩子方面做得很糟糕。She replied,"Hold y...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：应聘间谍
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Ten men applied for a job as an industrial spy. The interviewer gave each man a sealed envelope. They were ordered to deliver it to the fifth floor...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：为什么新郎穿黑衣服
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happi...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：三只猩猩
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one.
有三只猩猩一个接一个地从树上掉下来。the first one was sick,the Second was being a copycat and the thi...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 后来发现老公最好用。
- A:What do you use for washing dishes?B:On,I’ve tried many things but found my husband is best.甲：你用什么洗碗？
乙:哦，我试过很多东西，后来发现老公最好用。 ...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 因为有人在睡觉。
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to a church service,＂Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?＂One bright little girl replied,＂Because p...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 以前我不敢接电话。
- The psychiatrist has really helped me a lot.I would never answer the phone,because I was afraid.Now Ianswer it whether it rings or not.
精神专家真的帮了我大忙。以前我不敢...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所以我说他不是个好老师啊！
- Father:Your taecher says she finds it impossible to teach you anthing! Son:That’s why I say she’s no good!
爸爸：你的老师说没法教会你任何东西！ 儿子：所以我说...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他妈妈做的好的人。
- If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him And never says it’s not quite as good as his mother made it-buy a dog.
如果你想找一个不管做...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你为什么用椅子打你丈夫？
- Judge:Why did you hit your husband with a chair? Wife:I couldn’t lift the table. 法官：你为什么用椅子打你丈夫？
妻子：我拎不动桌子。 更...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 昨天我刚查过名单。
- Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend:Dead sure!I checked the whole list again yesterday.
女友：你确定你只爱我一个？ 男友：绝对！昨天我...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那只不过是我最起码所能做的事了。
- Two old friends were out golfing. As they were preparing to tee off near a road, a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我将拿出200美元以表酬谢。
- At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate r...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 它会从两只耳朵进从嘴里出。
- Wife:You tell a man something,and then it will go in one ear and come out of the other. Husband:You tella woman something and then it will go in both ears and come o...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我丈夫觉得他是家里的一把手。
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Doctor:Has there been any insanity in your family? Patient:Yes,husban thinks he’s the boss. 医生：你们家里有精神不正常的人吗？
病人：是的，医生。我丈夫觉得他是家里...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我嫁给你的时候可真是个傻子。
- Wife:You know,I was a fool when I married you. Husband:Yes,dear,but I was in love and did’t notice. 老婆：知道吗，我嫁给你的时候可真是个傻子。
老公：是的，亲...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他舒舒服服地坐在那取暖了。
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Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire. He called to the hostler（马夫） to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse. "Will...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 因为爸爸很少有机会说话。
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They call our languge the mothes tongue because the fathe seldom gets to speak.人们管自己的语言叫母语，因为爸爸很少有机会说话。 更多 英语笑话、英语...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你丈夫需要安静地休息。
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Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace.Here are some sleeping pills. Wife:When must I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you. 医生：你丈夫需要安静地休息。...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你生日想要什么礼物？
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Dad:Son,what do you want for your birthday? Son:Not much dad,just a radio with a sports car around it. 爸爸：儿子，你生日想要什么礼物？
儿子：不多，爸爸，就想要一个带...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第85期双语笑话加练习题 有去无回（1）
- Point of No ReturnMy husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper. Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carrier w...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第84期双语笑话加练习题 不在这里（1）
- Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each otherOne day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said, "Hi, Polly. It's good to see you.""How can you s...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
