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- 西印度群岛都产什么？
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Teacher:What are some products of the West Indies? Student:I don’t know. Teacher:Of course,you do.Where do you get sugar from? Student:We borrow it from our...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我祖父是街头小贩。
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Teacher:Sam,youtalk a lot! Sam:It’s a family tradition. Teacher:What doyoumean? Sam:Sir,My grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher. Teacher:Wha...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所以我才让你开除她。
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Soon after their wedding,the bride told her groom,＂Darling,now that we are married,I want you to fire your secretary.＂＂But honey,＂replied the groom,＂You used to be a secretary...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但谁会说出去呀？
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A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army.Listeners said,＂She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too.Won’t sh...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你需要辣椒酱还是番茄酱？
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door at the first house on the street.Before the lady could speak,the enthusiastc salesman barged into the living room and open...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所有的门窗都关上了。
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Interviewer:Imagine you are in a locked room,and all the doors and windows are closed.How can you escape if the room catches fire？
John:Simple!Stop imagining. 面...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是我们的营业时间。
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Customer:I’ve been ringing 07002300 for 2 days and can’t get through to enquiries,can you help? Operator:Where did you get that number form,sir? Customer:It wa...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 结婚是幻想战胜了智慧。
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. 结婚是幻想战胜了智慧，二婚是希望战胜了经验。...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你认为男人应该娶几个女人？
- Friend:How many women do you believe a man must marry? Mr.Bean:16. Friend:Why? Mr.Bean:Because the priest say 4 (for)richer,4 poorer,4 better and 4 worse. ...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 观众鼓掌的时候可要留神。
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＂Can I go to the theatre?＂asked a mosquito to her mother.＂Yes,but be aware and pay attention during the applause.＂“我可以去电影院吗？”一只蚊子问妈妈。“可以，但是要小心，观众鼓掌...
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- 这样我才能看到秤上的数字。
- lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale,sucking in his stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver,she commented,＂I don’t think that’s...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 成功的男人是赚的钱比老婆花的钱多的人
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successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend .A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的男人是赚的钱比老婆花的钱多的人，成功的女人是能...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个男人去问药剂师怎么治打嗝。
- A man goes to a chemist and asks for a cure hiccps.The chemist makes the man bend over and gives him a hard slap on his back and asks,＂Have they gone?＂The man repl...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吸烟有助于减肥
- In a hospital waiting room:Smoking help you lose weight…one lung at a time!医院候诊室：吸烟有助于减肥，一次减一个肺。 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英...
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- 她有3个孩子是吗？
- Witness:Yes. Attorney:How many were boys? Witness:None. Attorney:Were there any girls? 律师：她有3个孩子，是吗？ 证人：是的。 律师：几个男孩？ 证人：没有男孩。...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没告诉过你不能在吃饭时说这些吗？
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John:Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father:Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother:Why did you ask the question,John? John...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 告诉她别跟任何人说。
- Three fastest means of communcation:1.Tele-Phone 2.Tele-Vision 3.Tele-a Woman For faster transmission-Tell her not to tell anybody. 三种最快的传播方式：1.电话 2.电视 3.告诉...
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- 要是今天不收就太好了。
- Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today. Waiter:Sir,everyday you drink coffee from...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吃也是一种美德
- When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, "Four. I don’t think I can eat eight."服务员问我披萨要切成4份还是8份，我说：“4份，8份的...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我猜爱世界上每一个人是很困难的事。
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Dear God:I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world.there are only 4 people in our family and I’m havingf a hard time loving all of them. 亲爱的上...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Six or Twelve?
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A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve....
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你为什么让女人生得那么美？
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Man:Why did you make women so beautiful? God:So that you will love them. Man:But why did you make them so dumb?
God:So that they will lov you. 男子：你为什么...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。
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Father:Is the school closed today? Son:No,Dad.It’s poen.I came home early. Father:How did you do that? Son:I told my teacher I had a new baby brother and had...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他毫不客气地回答。
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After waiting over 3 frustrating hours at the airport for the arrival of a plane that had been delayed for take-off, a man approached the boarding desk and asked for an ar...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是我爸爸打死的。
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it." Bil...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
