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- The Same Action Yields the Same Result
- A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointment with the pilot to nete back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of t...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这就是我们老板的主意
- When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. 由于我的打印机不...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手
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On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting day...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语双语英语 她还真把自己当马了
- When Regina Mayer's parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old did not sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Lu...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语双语笑话 Do You Know My Work？
- Do You Know My Work？One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语趣味英语：只含一个单词的英语句子 （1）
- Absolutely！—— 绝对正确！Adorable! —— 可爱极了！Amazing! —— 太神了！ Anytime! —— 随时吩咐！ Almost! —— 差不多了！ Awful! —— 好可怕呀！After you. —— 您先。About when? —— 大...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语趣味英语：只含一个单词的英语句子 （2）
- Damn! —— 该死的！Deal! —— 一言为定！Definitely! —— 当然！ Disgusting! —— 好恶心呀！ Drat! —— 讨厌！Encore! —— 再来一次！Exactly! —— 完全正确！Fantastic! —— 妙极了！Farewell!...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语趣味英语：只含一个单词的英语句子 （3）
- Hey! —— 嘿！Hopefully! —— 希望如此！有希望的话... Horrible! —— 好可怕！ Hot! —— 好辣！ Hurray!/Hurrah! —— 万岁！ Hush! —— (肃静)嘘！ Hurry! —— 快点！
Incredible! —— 不可思...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语趣味英语：只含一个单词的英语句子 （4）
- Satisfied? —— 满意吗？
Shhh... —— 嘘...
So so! —— 马马虎虎！
Someday! —— 改天吧！
Speaking! —— (打电话时)我就是！
Still? —— 仍是这样？
Stingy! —— 小气鬼！
Stop! ——...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生
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A senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor : “How old are you?”
The actress said: “ Twenty-two.” So the doctor scribbled down on her case h...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？
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Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?
Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们巴黎并不缺布吧。
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The swimsuit posed on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when the United States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Island. From then on this ty...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我正想告诉您它是刷锅水
- For showing the concern to soldiers’ life, General Barton made a casual check to the warrior dining room, he pointed at a cauldronsaying," let me taste the soup insi...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你在这等着我进去买
- A policeman escorted a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist put forward to buy a of pack cigare...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 把孩子接回来了？
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Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion, who was dainty and cute children p...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 怎么你们男孩子都爱问这个问题呀？
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A youngster asks a girl who netes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right(当然). Gee（表示惊奇，赞赏等）, how are you men...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 男人女人买东西
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A man will pay$2 for a$1item he wants.A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't want.
男人需要的东西，虽然只值一块钱，也肯花两块钱去买；两块钱...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话理想男友的标准 原版（22岁时）
- What l want in a man at different ages
我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准
Original List(age 22)
原版（22岁时）1．Handsome
1．英俊2．Charming
2．有魅力3. Financially successful
3．有经济实力...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1536期双语笑话理想男友的标准修订版I 32岁时
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What l want in a man at different ages我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准
Revised List(ags 32 ） 修订版I 32岁时1. Nice looking(prefer hair on his head)1．五官端正（有头发者优先）2. Ope...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话理想男友的标准修订版【42岁时）
- What l want in a man at different ages我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准Revised List I age 42)修订版【42岁时） 1. Not too ugly(bafd head OK)1．不太丑（秃顶也可）2. Doesn't drive off...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话理想男友的标准修订版（52岁时）
- What l want in a man at different ages我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准Revised List ( age 52 )修订版（52岁时） 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed1．保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁2. D...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1540期双语笑话理想男友的标准修订版（62岁时）（1）
- What l want in a man at different ages我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准Revised List ( age 62 )修订版（62岁时）1. Doesn't scare small children1．不要吓唬小孩子2. Remembers where b...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 我是单身汉
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.杰克骑车摔伤，去医院治...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 瓦片见水一会儿就粉了
- A peddler sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked :"Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good."...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我和年轻时力气一样大
- Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: “My physical strength is as strong as that I was young.” Th...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
