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- 第134期双语笑话加练习题 哪一级
- Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pu...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第135期双语笑话加练习题 成年人的抉择
- The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he...
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- 第136期双语笑话加练习题 我们在那座山上
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My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son...
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- 第137期双语笑话加练习题 让我的司机来回答
- A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could deliver it...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？
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Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I? 父亲：噢，杰克，你...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 要花多少钱才能结婚呢？
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." 一个小男孩问他的父亲，“...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 回来时给我捎杯牛奶。
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At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husband, "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up hi...
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- 他们恰好在同一天出生。
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A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because...
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- 我是给我女儿买这车的。
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Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscien...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们期待着不久就用到它。
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We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire exting...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 荷曼太太买了一大堆东西
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It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to p...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这部戏剧是如此逼真
- When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and wri...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你只管种土豆好了。
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An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would he...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这是为你的葬礼准备的。
- An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his rema...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 全班学生一起喊道
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The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very import...
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- 我告诉过你我倒霉了吧？
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The man in the prison asked a new neter why he was sent there. The new neter answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a p...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你看上去不太开心。
- Mark‘s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?” Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup....
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是因为他曾经被狗咬过。
- A: Ted is so scared by dogs that he shakes in his shoes whenever he sees one. 特德非常害怕狗，他一见到狗，就会吓得发抖。 B: The reason is that he once was bitten b...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心一笑21事.
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1. Your coffee comes exactly as you like it, with the precisely right ratio of cream to sugar. 你点的咖啡正好就是你想要的，奶油和糖的比例恰到好处。 2. You make all...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你太晚了 You are too late 幽默笑话
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默笑话你太晚了 You are too lateOn a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are to...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妙趣横生的英语幽默 What is your offense 你做了什么坏事
- What is your offense 你做了什么坏事It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Problem with gas 放屁的问题
- Problem with gas放屁的问题A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never sma...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老外损人英语句子
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1. Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。2. A room temperature IQ.IQ值简直和室温一样高。3. During evolution, his an...
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- 你自己做好准备吧!
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A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下
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A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently nete to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
