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- 第83期双语笑话 海军军官候补生（1）
- One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the o...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 在成绩单上写你的名字。
- John:Dad,can you write in the dark? Father:I think so.What do you want me to write? John:Your name on this repor card.
约翰：爸爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗？ 爸爸：应...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们被包围了！
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Soldier:Sir,we are surrounded! Major:Excellent!We can attack inany direction now! 士兵：长官，我们被包围了！
少校：太好了，我们可以向任何方向进攻！
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2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第87期双语笑话加练习题 有你教他真好（1）
- While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话加练习题 请帮个忙（1）
- The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs, so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and out answer...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第89期双语笑话加练习题 你不要知道吗（1）
- I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was a...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第88期双语笑话加练习题 最后的生日（1）
- When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你应该再快点来。
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Dortors can be so frustrating.You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment,and he says,＂I wish you’d come to me sooner.＂医生真是让人烦。你好不容易排了一个半月才看上病，他却...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
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Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a n...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 要列车时刻表还有什么用？
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Passenger:What’s the use of haaving a train schedule if the trains are always late? Railroad driver:Well,how would we know they were late,if we didn’t have a shedu...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第90期双语笑话加练习题 青蛙的电话（1）
- A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . " The frog says, "This i...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他很帅很准时穿戴也很讲究
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Two women were talking about their new milkman.The first said,＂He’s very good looking,punctual and dresses so amartly.＂And so quickly too!＂said the other. 两个女人在谈论新来...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 把这句话变成感叹句。
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Tracher:4 beautiful girls are walking on the road.Change it to an exclamatory sentence. Studen:WOW! 老师：4个漂亮女孩在路上走。把这句话变成感叹句。
学生：哇！...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 请问你们那儿有多少人？
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An America stepped into a gun shop and said,＂Give me themost powerful pistol you have.＂＂How many bullets do you need?＂＂Wait a minute.＂the America said.He then walked into a telep...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 给下面句子加标点符号
- Punctuate the following sentence:A woman without her man is nothing. Males:A woman,without her man,is nothing.
Females:A woman:without her,man is nothing. ...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那你不应该留到现在才卖呀。
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A man enters a bakery with a loaf of bread,＂I bought this bread here,and it tasters bad.＂＂What!＂exclaimed the baker.＂I’ve been baking bread for 25 years! ＂The man replies,＂You sh...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你没看见这池塘里没水吗？
- Apatient in a lunatic asylum is fishing in a dry pond when a nurse passing by tries to tease him.＂How much fish have you caught?＂the nurse asked.＂Are you insane?didn’t you no...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你想要什么样的老婆？
- Santa:Wwhat kind of wife do you want? Pappu:Exactly like the moon:one which appears at night and disappears in the morning! 圣诞老人：你想要什么样的老婆？ 帕普：像...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你越不想被人碰到跟某人在一起。
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Law of encounters:The probabillty of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
相遇定律：你越不想被人碰到跟某人在...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第94期双语笑话加练习题 叫我好找（1）
- Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time,...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第93期双语笑话加练习题 青蛙的电（1）
- Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inches. As a teen-ager...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第92期双语笑话加练习题 牧羊人与官僚（1）
- A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how many the...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第91期双语笑话加练习题 法官的手枪（1）
- One day Mel Martin stopped by the chambers of a judge with whom he had lunch appointment. As his friend changed from robe jacket, Martin noticed a shiny black pistol bol...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 约翰正从自动取款机取钱
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John was drawing money from an ATM.Jack,who was right behind him in line said,＂Ha!Ha!I’ve seen your password.It’s 4 asterisks.＂John replied,＂Ha!Ha!You are wrong.it’s 12...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第95期双语笑话加练习题 花招
- A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching hi...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
