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- 它们是从美国直接带来的。
- Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gav...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只不过是我的房间里起火了。
- Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. T...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他会跟我们到那儿去的。
- Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 还有一个人想挤进来。
- The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. "It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让我忍受不了的是大人。
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One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，“Mom my， what's puberty？”My wife was rushed at the moment，so she suggested that Peggy look...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的生日是什么时候？
- Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如果你第二天早上醒来。
- Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1504期双语笑话：你知道死海吗
- 第1504期双语笑话：你知道死海吗那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事whose father was the stronger
谁的爸爸是最强壮的Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. wil...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 在酒吧那头我只能看见一盏灯。
- In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，b...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 难道我们也要为您提供一个吗？
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Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ?50, so he went to the shop to have a look. After examining the bicycle carefully...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你可以光着脚去约会。
- In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1506期双语笑话：我和他的关系
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事lt's kind of fitting
理应如此 As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1505期双语笑话：漂亮的茶壶
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事whose father was the stronger
谁的爸爸是最强壮的Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. will said,"Well,you know the Pa...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他让我给一位女士让座。
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Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "Well, you've done the right thing," says Mom...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1507期双语笑话：路牌
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事The reason of being late
迟到的原因 Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？Johnny: Every time...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 在你宣誓就职的那天
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A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair. "When are you going to stop buying that expe...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我马上要实现今生的愿望了.
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In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢
- I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你在哪里找到的奶酪？
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The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returne...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 实际上所有的国家都是这样的。
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Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son. 儿子：爸...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想请您给我加一点工资
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Workman：“Mr.Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married.” Employer：“Very sorry，my dear man， but I can't helpyou. For acciden...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 未来的组织机构
- The exec was making a presentation to the company board: "Computers have allowed us to cut costs," he explained. "We expect even more dramatic improvements as comput...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看谁能把身子探出窗外最远
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Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who coul...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 您是怎样使墙的颜色与花瓶配得那么绝的？
- A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shad...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我的下颏就满是长胡须茬
- I decided to grow a beard, and within two weeks my chin was covered with a long stubble. One day, crossing the street, I noticed that the driver of a car stopped at th...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
