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- 第1425期双语笑话 一个言出必行的人A Man of Actions
- A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 聪明的儿子
- Father told son buy wine, the son asked his father: "the bottle, isn't there?" Father shook his head say: "is too little." A few minutes later, the son carrying the bottle b...
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- 但我不明白为什么我的祖父有一个女孩的名字
- When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.Years later, when i felt she was old eno...
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- 因为我不会拼阿诺施瓦辛格
- Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. "Why did you pick me?" h...
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- 所以他不会加入军队
- A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?"...
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- 第1426期双语笑话 What will you break once you say it?
- What will you break once you say it? 什么东西一说出来就打破？Silence. 沉默 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
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- 第1427期双语笑话 骗子死了之后会诚实吗？
- Will liars be honest after they die? 骗子死了之后会诚实吗？No, they won’t. They lie still after they die. 不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。 ...
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- 第1428期双语笑话 什么东西只升不降？
- 超冷英语脑筋急转弯 你能猜出不来不？ What always goes up and never goes down? 什么东西只升不降？Your age. 你的年龄 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽...
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- 那谁有更多的乐趣呢
- Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?""Uncle Richie and I...
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- 你需要放些东西到里面。
- A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you...
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- 一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术
- The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologis...
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- I'll See to the Rest
- I'll See to the Rest
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Co...
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- 帮我爸爸做我的家庭作业。
- Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework. 基米：嘿，艾米，你不出来玩吗？ 艾米：不了，我必须留在家里，帮我爸爸做...
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- 大步跨到床的另一边
- 大步跨到床的另一边 A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work f...
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- 第1429期双语笑话 交通灯真美 traffic lights are so pretty
- 交通灯真美 traffic lights are so pretty
In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.
One evening, I drove the car with the three...
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- 第1430期双语笑话 这个男人是谁 Who is this man
- 5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something. Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh." Daughter: "Lao Zheng!" Dad: "hey!" Daughte...
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- 第1431期双语笑话 女人的世界 This is a woman's world
- This is a woman's world.When a man is born,people ask,"How is the mother?"When he marries,they exclaim,"What a lovely bride!"And when he dies,they inquire,"How much did he leabe her?"这个世界是女...
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- 第1432期双语笑话 老爸求赞美 Dad seeking praise
- 5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"Dad: "hey!"Daughter: "your chick looks...
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- 第1433期双语笑话 你做了什么呢 what did you do?
- Girl:While I was going downtown on the tramcar this morning ,the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.Boy:Well,what did you do ?Girl:I looked at...
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- 我的名字是魔法师，先生
- A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: "My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone,...
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- 那给我一块钱行吗？
- Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you...
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- 第1434期双语笑话 摘自一只狗的生活日记
- Excerpts from a Dog's Diary.... 摘自一只狗的生活日记…… 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 上午8点-狗粮！我的最爱！ 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!...
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- 第1435期双语笑话 摘自一只猫的生活日记
- Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary.。 摘自一只猫的生活日记… Day 983 of my captivity。 这是我被囚禁的第983天。 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre li...
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- 旁观者等着看好戏
- Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and...
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- “你多早去购物的？”
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my christmas shopping early," replied t...
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