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- Lincoln had his third birthday
- Teacher：What great event happened in 1809?
Willy:Abraham lincoln was born.
Teacher:Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Willy:Abraham lincoln had his third birthda...
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- 我们后面的警车也做了同样的事情。
- Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn.""...
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- 她在她的手中出现了一张票
- A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because...
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- 第1414期英语笑话 搬起石头砸自己的脚
- A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为...
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- 第1415期英语笑话 你是不是踩漏了一级台阶？
- Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the...
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- 第1416期英语笑话 Where is the father?父亲在哪儿？
- 英语笑话带翻译：兄弟俩正在看画，画中只有妈妈和孩子，没有爸爸，于是哥哥大胆的猜测，画是爸爸画的，忘了把自己画进去了。Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.兄弟俩在看一些...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？
- Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？Betty: Because they had so many knights.贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。 ...
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- 世界上最好的销售人员。
- Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales-man in the World. Top Pay."" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and a...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有兜子，用你的帽子
- An Indonesian man aged 23 years old who was suspected of having infected by avian flu virus died at 22:50 pm local time on January 7, an official said here on Monday.Dr. Di...
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- 给我三个理由你知道地球是圆的
- Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so and you say so! 老师：斯通，给我三个理由你知道地球是圆的。斯通：妈妈是这么说...
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- 他发现妻子在摇半岁的女儿
- One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt ve...
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- 我可以干得慢一些
- I Could Do It SlowerPatient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?Dentist: Fifty dollars.Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?Dentist: Well, I could do it...
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- 我想我是一只火鸡
- I think that I am a chicken
Billy:What is your problem?
Patient:I think I am a chicken.
Billy:How long has this been going on?
Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
比利：你哪里不...
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- 我的刷子够不到那么高
- Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid...
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- 妈妈上帝是男人还是女人？
- I know who god is! A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman." The son is confused, so...
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- 但为什么花了这么长的时间？
- A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then...
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- 他们会把我扔下去的
- A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him."The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about i...
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- 我们遇到了许多穿着整齐制服的学员
- My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed unif...
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- 霍华德先生不喜欢这样
- The celebration of the 50th anniversary of Lei Feng Day should serve as a reminder to others that altruism is always necessary for a harmonious society.That fact that Lei F...
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- 第1419期英语笑话 大手 Big hands
- Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?tudent: Big hands.译文：大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个...
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- 第1420期英语笑话 损失Half or Five Tenths?
- Half or Five Tenths?Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Geral...
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- 第1421期英语笑话 Isn’t it wonderful?
- "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied. "But that means seven years of bad luck." "I know." he said, b...
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- 第1422期双语笑话 广告的效力
- Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view。 一群商人正热烈地讨论...
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- 第1423期双语笑话 《法海你不懂爱》英文直译
- Law sea you knows no love，Lei Feng tower will fall down~~~法海你不懂爱，雷峰塔倒下来。。视频地址： 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关...
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- 第1424期双语笑话 如果我是一个经理 if I Am a Manager
- if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The te...
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