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- 第1436期双语笑话 长官在婚礼上
- Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.
大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。
"But officer," the man said, "I can exp...
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- 第1437期双语笑话 相同的投资相同的结果（双语）
- The Same Action Yields the Same Result相同的投资相同的结果
A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to com...
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- 第1438期双语笑话 Where Am I 我在哪儿
- Where Am I 我在哪儿An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked th...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我出去了一段时间
- I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then?"...
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- 我已经做了一个小时的绅士
- One day when women's dresses were on sale at the Far East Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我花了三年的时间学习电脑编程课
- An Indonesian man aged 23 years old who was suspected of having infected by avian flu virus died at 22:50 pm local time on January 7, an official said here on Monday.
Dr....
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- 一个人想在舞台剧中找份工作
- 一个人想在舞台剧中找份工作
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer."Imitate birds," the man said."Are you kidding?" answered the pro...
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- 第1440期双语笑话 谁的儿子最伟大Whose Son Is the Greatest
- The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello,...
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- 经理把我叫到他的办公室
- At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we w...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第01期双语笑话加练习题 Quick Service
- A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemake...
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- 第02期双语笑话加练习题 .A Holiday from School
- Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.
If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.
If he had a headache, he...
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- 苏格兰人在讨价还价
- An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake....
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- 第03期双语笑话加练习题 A Branch Office
- A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat f...
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- 他是我见过的最大的混蛋
- At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high school classmate. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a par...
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- 他们就会发现我的四颗金牙
- Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 班和笨驴
- Class and Ass
Professor Laurie put his notice on his door：“rofessor Laurie will not meet his classes today.”
A student ,after reading the notice,rubbed out the “C”。
Late...
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- 第04期双语笑话加练习题 Bring Me a Glass of Milk 捎杯牛奶
- At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次
- An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi（法师，教士） she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be crema...
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- 开心一笑:送给妈妈的礼物
- Three sons discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes wit...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第05期双语笑话加练习题 Hunting Skills 打猎的技巧
- Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," says Ivan. "You...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第06期双语笑话加练习题 漂亮的结婚礼物
- We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire exting...
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- 有人尖叫着从墙的另一边
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked....
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- 那因为我们还没结婚呢
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or...
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- 第07期双语笑话加练习题 一封感谢信
- Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you ve...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第08期双语笑话加练习题 手锯的用处
- At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. " my wi...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
