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- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之校园篇 点名
- Taking attendance 点名On my first day of classes at my University I took a front-row seat in my literature course.
大学的第一天，文学课我坐在了前排。The professor told us we...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你已经盯着看了三个小时了
- Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself? Onlooker: I haven't got the patience. 垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时...
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- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之校园篇 别着急
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之校园篇04：No rush 别着急AS Student in the college of veterinary medicine at Texas A & M University, we frequently treated the farm animals at the state pri...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之校园篇 开卷考试
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之校园篇05：Open-book exam开卷考试ON THE DAY of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its po...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你还从来没有检查过眼睛。
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A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the u...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这医生急忙抓住温度计
- A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks wh...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 科恩先生声明说他非常着急。
- The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any o...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你就不需要陪审团了
- My honest, hard-working father stood before the judge to explain why he wished to be excused from jury duty. "Your Honor, my small grocery store is the sole means of suppor...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每次发现作者已经不在人世了
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The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier. She wanted to be sure the tour information was st...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你不应该在这里
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A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我今晚不得不在办公室里加班
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The little girl had just listened to her mother's reading one of her favorite fairy tales. "Mommy," asked the child, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once Up...
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- 第96期双语笑话加练习题 她是左撇子（1）
- A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第98期双语笑话加练习题 大婴儿 The Big Baby（1）
- "You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well." "Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. " her husband sai...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第97期双语笑话加练习题 梨子与李子（1）
- I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented, "Oh, dear, I've charged you for plums instead of pears." "What's t...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第100期双语笑话加练习题 我的室友 My Roommate 1003（1）
- My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the li...
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- 第99期双语笑话加练习题 我无法停下（1）
- The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched along behind her and when her turn finally came...
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- 第102期双语笑话加练习题 倔强的马
- The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Final...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第101期双语笑话加练习题 找个伴侣
- A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. " Back cam...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那人坐在美国参议院里。
- Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist." "That's...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第105期双语笑话加练习题 出差旅行（1）
- On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to his hotel, where he was greeted by his hospitable Indian host. The ca...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第104期双语笑话加练习题 找个工作（1）
- One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wa...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第103期双语笑话加练习题 十二张卡片（1）
- My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards . "Here, wr...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 带上你的全新扫帚。
- A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但那预示着7年的坏运气
- What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man.
"I broke a mirror," he replied.
"But that means seven years of bad luck."
"I know." he sa...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你知道你那样撒谎会去哪儿吗？
- After voting on Election Day, I stopped at a bakery. As the cashier rang up some cinnamon rolls and doughnuts for the man ahead of me, the customer joked, "Do you gu...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
