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- 第20期双语笑话加练习题 三人同舟 Three Men in a Boat（1）
- Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and re...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那不可能是我的羊
- There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it strikin...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但我的工作量是如此巨大
- A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.
When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immed...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我上周就把它翻过来了
- A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and the...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第21期双语笑话加练习题 可以选择 You May Select
- The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" The wife s...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我可以牵你的手吗？
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Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,a...
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- 第22期双语笑话加练习题 I，You and she我，你，她
- Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. T Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three wo...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第23期双语笑话加练习题A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃
- A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head." "Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我指不出，但我知道答案。
- Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 在地图上找出美国北部。
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria!
老师：玛丽亚，在地图上找出美国北部...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妻子陪他去看医生
- Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick," the...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第24期双语笑话加练习题 世界上最好的售货员
- Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay." " I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I&#...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第25期双语笑话加练习题 A Womans answer 妇女的回答
- A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?" "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beauti...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第26期双语笑话加练习题 短期假日 A Short Holiday
- Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a ne...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第27期双语笑话加练习题 一眼就看中
- The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" "I have told you. " said the go-betw...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第28期双语笑话加练习题 借公牛一用 0408
- Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 以显示自己能做些什么
- Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show your stuff." The dog trotted over to a desk, pulle...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你要的百叶窗在那里？”
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A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they do not get any paint on their uniforms.
Doubtful they could avoid ru...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我要让我的司机来回答。
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A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech so many times, I bet I could deliver it...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我会把它放在我的地板上。
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My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of-until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.
Recentl...
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- 双语笑话 喵星人逆天 人类快来膜拜
- It's a common belief that over time pet owners start to look like their animals. Now comes the terrifying news that cats look up to their owners as role models...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第29期双语笑话加练习题 .直到免费为止
- Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied....
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第30期双语笑话加练习题 插在何处
- A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你会是一个好的舞者
- Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
女孩：你会是一个好的舞者，除了两件事。男孩：那两个东西是什么？女孩：你的脚。
b...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 说完歌德退到了一边。
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Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in Weimar.
As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other.
Then...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
