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- 第09期双语笑话加练习题 报丧方式 Ways to Report Death
- Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several day...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他撞在路中间的猪上
- A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The m...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那你星期一和星期二在哪儿
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Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么要用我的肘和脚呢
- The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第10期双语笑话加练习题 要否结婚 Wedding or Not
- Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第11期双语笑话加练习题 广告 An Ad
- After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home, my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper....
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第12期双语笑话加练习题我要让她发疯 I Want Her to go Nuts
- Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." ...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第13期双语笑话加练习题 方便与否 Easy or Not
- Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried a...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所以我给了他整个字母表
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There was a little girl who was praying in her bedroom. When her grandfather passed by, he tried to listen while she was praying. But all he heard was "A, B, C, D, E, F..."...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所以她很快就答应嫁给我了
- There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get an 18-year-old girl...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他决定去看看发生了什么
- A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.
The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the do...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说
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You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话——Too Long
- Too Long
The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier. She wanted to be sure the tour information wa...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默——Charge for Bread and Butter
- Charge for Bread and Butter
Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread a...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他都吓跑四位病人了。
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Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only ch...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第14期双语笑话加练习题 An Excellent Scheme 妙计
- After 20 years as a pilot, I became an airport manger and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle, but my family thoug...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第15期双语笑话加练习题 Maternal Instinct 母性的本能
- As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patients. I quietly got u...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他是一个很好的学生
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Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was a very good pupil. In fact, he was the best pupil in his class.
Tom: Yes, Father. I know that. But when he was your...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但现在似乎还有恢复的希望
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One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interesting in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What'...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第16期双语笑话加练习题 Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧
- After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband to...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第17期双语笑话加练习题 理应如此Its Kind of Fitting
- As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perf...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你上学期一直在干什么？
- Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
父亲：我答应你如...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 太好了我就学后半部分
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Son: Dad, is French very difficult to learn?
Father: MY boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes very easy.Son: That's great! I'll learn the latter h...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第18期双语笑话加练习题 什么颜色 What Color（1）
- An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第19期双语笑话加练习题 A Speeding Motorist超速的司机（1）
- A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded. "Yes, sir," replied the driver. ...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
