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- 还剩下个窟窿彼得答道
- One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four?Peter was tongue-tied.The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pock...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Look for a Friend
- Look for a Friend Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你祷告干吗这么大声啊
- Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began prayi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Two Soldiers
- Two SoldiersTwo soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 今天你“说人话”了吗？
- 虽然东方卫视的宫廷大戏《甄嬛传》已于昨日夜间上演了大结局，但是网友们关于甄嬛由“清新玉女”到“腹黑皇太后”的形象转变，以及剧中人物的讨论却依然没停歇。 “甄嬛迷”们根据甄...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我觉得咱们应该先退出，然后再重新进来
- One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.The mechanical...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 roast pig
- roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." Bu...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那不是您的房间它是电梯
- There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window an...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Mike and the Pot
- Mike and the Pot One day, Mike’s mother needed a pot. She asked Mike to borrow one from her friend. So Mike went to the friend’s house. She gave him a big pot. On the wa...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你拿到的不就是小的吗
- Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister", she said.So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tou...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 The Broom Seller and the Barber
- The Broom Seller and the Barber A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们每次只听一面之辞。
- A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge."Can you h...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 A Silly Man
- A Silly Man Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch from a tree. The man was on a ladder and the ladder was against the big branch...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 就只剩1天能用来上班了
- An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work.The manager replies:"So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 萌言萌语①
- 1. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. 动物真是合意的朋友啊，它们啥都不问，啥也不吐槽。--George Eliot 2. Job is an acrony...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们就叫喊让小的干吧
- A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Super power line——超级电线
- 【英文原文】Super power line——超级电线 During the recent blackout in New York city, my sister’s phone at the ferry company kept ringing as people inquired about servi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我还没把它们加一块儿呢
- Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那男的说我决定开家分店
- A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?""Bus...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 黑人给白人的一封信 双语笑话
- 黑人给白人的一封信Dear white, something you got to know 亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。 When I was born, I was black. 当我出生时，我是黑色的 When I grow up, I a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 已为你明日到来备妥诸事
- A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he re...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Mean Mans Party 双语笑话
- The Mean Mans PartyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 萌言萌语②
- 7. 人们都说，COMPLETE 和 FINISH这两个单词没有区别。其实，区别不是一般的大噢！If you marry the right person, you are COMPLETE. 如果你嫁对了人，人生就完整了。 If you marry the wro...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我说的是我的全身啊老师
- Teacher: "Where were you born?"Student: "Singapore,Sir."Teacher: "Which part?"Student: "All of me, Sir." 老师：“你在哪生的？”学生：“新加坡。”老师：“哪块儿啊？”（或“哪个地方啊？”）...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 《糊涂侦探》爆笑台词
- Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.99号：我以前长得像我妈妈。麦克斯：我以前长得像……两个我妈妈加起来。Maxwell S...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
