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- 那么我有什么？
- Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？Student: Big hands.学生：大...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么上帝把女人造得这么漂亮却又愚蠢呢
- A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?""Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so m...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Snorer 下地狱候选人
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher de...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 约会的第一个问题
- A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? " " Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all alwa...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 I WANT A NIGHTMARE
- I WANT A NIGHTMARE Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam. Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what yo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 坏消息和可怕的消息
- The Bad News and the Terrible News Michael sat in his attorney's office. Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news? the lawyer asked. Give me the bad news first.Yo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 店铺经典口号（2）
- 6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."6.电脑专卖店门上：“出去找一个更快的字节。”7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in an...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 下回你该追着出租跑省得更多
- "You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it.""...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 咱们现在这算有点进展了
- A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?" A...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 店铺经典口号（1）
- 1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."1.一家消声器店外：“根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！”2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced peop...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑双语笑话 美眉我们网恋好不好
- Girl, Please Fall in Love with Me After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and severa...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可是我们现在是在加拿大呀
- Once a hunting party was hopelessly getting lost all the time.And so the hunting party leader and the hunters became very angry. And one of them said to the guide, very angr...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 闷骚狗与腹黑猫的爆笑生活日记
- Excerpts from a Dog's Diary.... 摘自一只狗的生活日记…… 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 上午8点-狗粮！我的最爱！ 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thin...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 一封神秘的信
- "I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，"said the lady to her husband."But something's been bothering me for days." "So?" said the husband."Tell me al...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有哭可是老师哭了
- The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or thre...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每礼拜还喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品
- A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?""I...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 电影中的惊人俗套场景①
- 电影中的雷同俗套场景被导演们都用烂了：警察永远在事情结束之后才到、又或是主角不死定律……掌握它，你说不定也能当导演哦！ Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gu...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我的朋友和家人都在监狱里
- The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor Geor...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 写作课
- Teacher had set his class an essay "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play"..老...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小伙子说我父亲很讨厌她
- No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother, then, she's bound to like...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 电影中的惊人俗套场景②
- All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off. 所有的炸弹都配有电子定时装置，装置上有大...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他就咬我一口我这手都快断了
- An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She went into the dentist's room and told him:"Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened. He ge...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 关于美国总统的脑筋急转弯①
- When electing Presidents of the United States, Americans haven't been partial to one type of man. Commanders in Chief of all kinds--tall and short, handsome and homely,...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 取光他所有的积蓄吧？
- A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic."Here is the situation", she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 关于美国总统的脑筋急转弯②
- Q. Which President, while living in the White House,regularly skinny-dipped in the Potomac River? 哪个总统住在白宫期间，定期在白宫边的波托马可河里裸泳？ A. Between...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
