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- 外国电影大片海报广告词欣赏-下 双语笑话
- 外国电影大片海报广告词欣赏-下 1. The Mask 《变相怪杰》— From zero to hero. 2. The Lost World 《迷失的世界》— Something has survived. 3. Gladiator 《角斗士》— A...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那你到底怎么到的这儿呢？
- One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."The bos...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 史上十大“乌鸦嘴”名言
- Of course, nobody can ever predict what will occur in the realms of science, technology and world events。 谁也不能预料未来会发生什么。无论是科学，技术还是世界大事，各个...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 圣诞节晚宴上的餐前祷告 双语笑话
- Saying a Prayer for His Christmas Meal 圣诞节晚宴上的餐前祷告 Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed th...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英文麻将笔记
- 都说麻将是中国国粹，原来老外也这么感兴趣！图中的规则就是老外自行归纳出的麻将基本玩儿法，仔细看看，还真像那么回事儿呢！【牌面解释】饼（又名筒）：Bing琐（又名条）：Suo万：WanThe suit of 3 patterns....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你哪有哇，刚才我给摔了
- Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for yourbirthday?Mom: No, Honey, what?Kate: A nice teapot.Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.Kate: No, you haven't. I've just...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 摇瓶子
- Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ ...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 用那支旧的苍蝇拍没有用新的那支
- A mother came home from shopping for tea, and saw that some tea had already been made by her 15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the daughter, "Did you use the tea s...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Secret For a Long Life
- A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） . I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可是我会给傻子让路的
- Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar.As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.Both of them stopped, staring at each othe...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 走私犯 A Smuggler
- The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the se...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 指示牌说前有学校减速慢行
- Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School——Go slow".老师：怎么你每天早上上学都迟到？汤姆：每回我走到街角，就见...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 贪吃的妹妹
- The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn't catch a single fis...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我要一张嘴他们就会发现我的四颗金牙
- Policeman: Why didn''t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they''d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Freudian slip—手误
- The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blind to see." But in what might have b...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我真的不认为我应该得零分
- "Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero.""Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."“教授，我在这次考试中...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 邮件自动回复创意十足①
- 相信很多人都会在外出或休假时把自己的邮件设置成“自动回复”——写上一小段话向来信的人说明自己不在。而以下这几位老兄就有才了，看看他们的回复，你会不会哭笑不得呢？ 1. I am cur...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 男孩回答接下来咱们跑哇
- A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 邮件自动回复创意十足②
- 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again。 6. 邮件服务...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我不用跑过老虎，我只要跑过你
- Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 女人到底想要什么样的男人？
- What I want in a Man, Original List (act 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. witty 6. In good shape 7. Dre...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是你啊我没认出你来
- Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.S...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 玛丽亚到地图前把北美洲找出来
- Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.Maria: Here it is!Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?Class : Maria.老师：玛丽亚，到地图前把北美洲找出来。玛...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 跟咱后头的警车也这么干的
- Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn.""...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你到底在走私什么东西？
- The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the se...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
