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- 英语笑话：天气预报
- Weather Predict 天气预报
A film crew was on location deep in the desert.
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.
One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rai...
2019-03-11 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心时刻：准确数字
- A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. "How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide. ...
2019-03-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小笑话：寻找伴侣
- Looking for a companion A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. " B...
2019-03-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心农场：错献殷勤 Not Funny
- At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appe...
2019-03-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 班级、情人和蠢驴
- Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A stude...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 好视力
- GOOD SIGHT Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第一次
- THE FIRST TIME Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too. 第一次 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医生：我完全理解你...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 现代生活
- MODERN LIFE Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults. "We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after dinner my husb...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 电话推销员
- TELEMARKETER I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer. "Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?" "She is a baby, " I...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他的错
- HIS FAULT Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 他的错 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么打的？ 比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 昂贵的建议
- EXPENSIVE ADVICE The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. "Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 忠告
- GOOD ADVICE The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. "Here," said the doctor, "follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you bac...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三个人
- THREE PEOPLE A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 别太自私
- DON'T BE SELFISH A mother is admonishing her son. ----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you. ----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it u...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 几个英语词
- ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks....
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 钱和朋友
- MONEY AND FRIENDS A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 钱和朋友 甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？ 乙：当然是朋友。...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 买帽子
- BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change he...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我可以回家了
- I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier." The next day, wh...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Woman Who Fell
- A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- He is really somebody
- He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemeter...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- what's time to a pig
- Whats time to a pig? One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living....
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Good Boy
- Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Neat and Hair
- Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind o...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I've Just Bitten My Tongue
- I've Just Bitten My Tongue"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother."Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Because I've just bitten my tongue! "更多 英语小笑话、英语幽默小故...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默电话留言
- 1) My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 2) Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I alr...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
