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- 盘点全球各大行业的爆笑英文标语
- An advertisement in a restaurant 一家饭店门口的广告Please come in to eat or both of us will starve 进来吃饭吧，否则我们都要挨饿 Traffic slogans 交通宣传标语 If you want to stay married, divorce speed...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 加菲猫经典语录
- Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your gi...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- How much English can you speak?
- "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speak...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Jokes About Students
- 1. When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not find an empty seat. A small dog was sitting on one seat, so he asked the lady with the dog to put the dog on her lap. The lad...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Jokes About Animal
- 动物1. A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder: As an experienced veterinary psychologist, I have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions, including Feline Factitious Disorder (...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 全球各大行业英文标语
- An advertisement in a restaurant 一家饭店门口的广告：
进来吃饭吧，否则我们都要挨饿
Please come in to eat or both of us will starve。
Traffic slogans 交通宣传标语：
If you want to stay married, divorce s...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妙趣横生的双关语
- 英语中的双关语随处可见，尤其在广告语中的更常见，使广告更加俏皮、幽默、生动形象，从而增强广告的说服力，使产品形象深入人心。如：
美国有一家眼镜公司的产品牌子是OIC，读作Oh, I see.
这则广告生动地运用了谐音...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two Birds
- Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student:...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- One Engine Left
- One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certai...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Policeman and the Thief
- The Policeman and the Thief Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sol...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有趣的英文:这些问题你想过吗?
- 1.Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？ 2.Why don't you ever see the headline! "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 为什么你从来没见过头版头条写！“算命师中大...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一语双关的幽默句子
- 1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。 2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3. Save water. Shower...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看看别的国家是怎么形容天热的，hot早就out了
- 1.It’s so warm that the dog is chasing the cat, but both are walking!
热得狗都追不动猫了！ --South Africa 南非
2.Flies are falling down tired.!
热得苍蝇都纷纷落下来！ --Czech republic...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- One Rich Man
- 鳄鱼One day this rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes,anything he wanted. 一天一个有钱人想要在他家...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 新老师
- 笑 George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外公的名字
- 老爷爷When our daughter was born，we named her Myles,after my beloved late father,despite family warning that the name was too masculine. 女儿出生时，我们给她取名叫迈尔斯。和我深爱的已经过世的父亲同名。...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 医生住楼下
- 笑"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." “医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。” He surveyed her from head to...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 校园笑话两则
- 笑1.Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Stu...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个英国姑娘
- 英国姑娘A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. 一个女人要去英国参加为期两个礼拜的公司培训。丈...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 史上最强的中国式英文
- 1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4．you have seed, I will give you some color to see see, broth...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 端午节中英文搞笑祝福短信
- 粽子001 taking off your coat, you are so Bainen, in light of the Youxiang, Tianyi Tian again on a bite, my heart fly Cloud Nine, ah, I love dumplings! 001 脱去你的外衣，你是那样白嫩，发着淡淡的幽香，舔一...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Sleeping Pills
- 安眠药Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. 鲍勃晚上经常失眠。于是他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。 Sunda...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 阻止一场打架
- 打架Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? 妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. 弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上奔跑，为了阻止一场打架。 Mother: That's a very...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美国五大最搞怪的节日
- Ostrich Festival Chandler, Arizona At this annual bash celebrating the southern Arizona tradition of ostrich ranching, revelers can cheer on their preferred bird during a 50-minute ostrich race and t...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Great Event 林肯过生日
- Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third bi...
2019-01-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
