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- 我在位置上放了杯冰激凌.
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"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine." "Yours? Can you prove it?" "Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it." "请原谅，你占了我的位置." "你的位置？你能征明这点吗？" "能，我...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我早就在哪里了啊!
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Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?" Little boy: "I don't konw." Stranger: "How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?" Boy: "She doesn't call...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Evangelist
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A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick."If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and pla...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我准备研制一种万能溶剂。
- A young man saw Edison, said, "I want to develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve all materials." Edison asked a question in reply, "In that case, wh...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。
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Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see th...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那告诉我刚才我说的什么。
- Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening? Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening. Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now. Jack: You said, "Jack, why...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我活不了那么久啊！
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In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"So the judge replied, "Don't worry,...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins.
- Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The fourth mother thought for a moment.
- The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, M...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这东西要多少钱？
- An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is v...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 它便会到报亭买份报纸来。
- A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The do...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这不是很浪费时间吗？
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One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living....
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第72期双语笑话加练习题 小小的意外
- When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and nine, the facts of life. He checked out several books from the library o...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I'm off home to harass the cat.
- Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第74期双语笑话加练习题 不能让他跑了
- A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can&...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第73期双语笑话加练习题 匆忙的打断（1）
- The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purcha...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你干嘛喝这么多水呀？
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Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 爸爸：杰克，你...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 最好的报复
- When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.当一个男人偷走你老婆时，最好的报复就是让他留着她。 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你身上就不会长虫子了。
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A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, w...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 您一定得帮帮我啊。
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A poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. He looked very unhappy.
“Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.”
“Good heavens, m...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 保持安静的原因
- A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to a church service,＂Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?＂One bright little girl replied,＂Because peopl...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 如厕新规
- Restroom Use:Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom.There is now a strict 3 minute time limilt in the stalls.At the end of 3 minutes,an alarm will sound,the t...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Will I meet her at a party?
- A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.His Personal Psychic（灵媒，巫师） Advisor tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl wh...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我将永远不回来了。
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A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven.
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3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient（顺从的） angel.St. Peter asked the girls, "Before e...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
