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- 第64期双语笑话加练习题 从未来访A Vacation Cruise
- 第64期双语笑话加练习题 从未来访A Vacation Cruise A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go ho...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第65期双语笑话加练习题 问题出在哪里
- 第65期双语笑话加练习题 问题出在哪里 0526 A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure ou...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第66期双语笑话加练习题 驾车的小伙子
- 第66期双语笑话加练习题 驾车的小伙子 My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn&#...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你在什么地方待到这个时候？
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Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. "Where you until this hour of the morning?" She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Chare...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我不可能每天都喝那么多。
- A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。
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Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrel...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们仍然没有做出决定。
- Some friends were hoping their second child would be a girl, and they even had a name picked out.
The ultrasound didn't reveal the baby's sex, though, and since the...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第67期双语笑话加练习题 年长者阶层
- During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down a...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第68期双语笑话加练习题 年长者阶层
- My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第69期双语笑话加练习题 节食族（1）
- Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, b...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第70期双语笑话加练习题 长生不老（1）
- A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle.Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你在这里多长时间了啊？
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A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle in England.
“How did you enjoy it?” the guide asked when it was over.
“It was great,” the girl rep...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 到现在我还在付出。
- A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!! 小孩问他的父亲说：爸爸，结婚的花...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他看到一个老太太追随他。
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him."Pardon me," she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you h...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你知道你的号码吗？
- “Susie, do you know your numbers?” the teacher asks.
“Yup,” she says. “My dad taught me.”
“What comes after three?”
“Four,” Susie answers.
“Great. And tell me wh...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 没有灰尘它是如此干净
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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第71期双语笑话加练习题 猫与托盘（1）
- An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front, licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realized the saucer was v...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我不太喜欢这个滑翔伞。
- Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes,...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你能看清多远的东西？
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Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那我要怎样才能升天堂呢？
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"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class."No!" the...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 当然，……但是你开始了。
- Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 研究生班和本科生班很容易就能区别开来。
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“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不过没什么关系。
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In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.
A few minutes later he returns and asks the...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他一点儿也高兴不起来。
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Tommy was four, and he liked pictures very much, but he was very bad at drawing.
One day he wanted to draw a picture of his father, when he looked at the picture he had dr...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我已经带它去了动物园 。
- A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not followin...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
