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- 对方惯用左手打球使得取胜困难重重。
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Tennis player Andy Murray recently said that beating an opponent in the Australian Open was tricky because “him being a lefty makes it tougher”. Why? Isn’t it just as ha...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 上帝我能得到一便士吗。
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The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: &qu...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 太好了我以前从来不会！
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A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before! 答：医生，我手术后能够弹钢琴吗？乙：是的，当然。太好了。我以前从来...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他真是一个大人物。
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-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？-- 墓...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你看见那个黑建筑了吗？
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Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here," says the second...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们管这样的人叫指挥。
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I was a percussion major when I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept getting things worse.
“When you’re too dumb...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我会掉下去的你这个笨蛋。
- A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assu...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第44期双语笑话加练习题 坏印象
- My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one d...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第45期双语笑话加练习题 电话交谈
- I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第46期双语笑话加练习题 尴尬
- I had been trying to get my friend Mike-a rock' n roll fan-interested in classical music. When I offered to purchase tickets to a Mozart festival, he willingly agree...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 什么人给鸟取这种名字？
- A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wanderin...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 人们老是给我外币。
- "Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."
"You're absolutely right," said the begga...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第47期双语笑话加练习题 Bull Wrestler
- A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第48期双语笑话加练习题 Dream梦想
- The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million d...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第49期双语笑话加练习题 袋鼠的能力
- The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fe...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第50期双语笑话加练习题 他把她的椅子降低了6寸
- While on vacation in San Francisco, my sister developed a toothache. The hotel desk clerk recommended a dentist. Susan, who dislikes heights, was horrified to discover t...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我祖父刚刚去世了。
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 去地图前找到北美洲
- TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : PAPPU!
老师：帕普，去地图前找到北美洲...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看看我今天买了一个聪明的宠物。
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A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a momen...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们又追上牛了呢。
- A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window....
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这是我见过的最奇妙的事情。
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I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.
It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the do...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我的丈夫名字叫罗伯特。
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How did you stop your husband staying late at the club? When he came in late I called out "is that you Jack?" and my husband's name is Robert. 你是怎么防止你的丈夫不会...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 售票员走过来并注视着我。
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Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar（电车） this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare. Boy: Well,what did you do ? Gir...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想这是我们的命运。
- After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical.
"I guess it was in our stars," he sighed.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Her astrological sign is the one...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第51期双语笑话加练习题 教练与他的队员
- 第51期双语笑话加练习题 教练与他的队员 I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called ea...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
