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- 第52期双语笑话加练习题 回应
- Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my h...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们想要等到孩子们都死了
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A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?" The husband ex...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第53期双语笑话加练习题 邮政快递（1）
- My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible.
Struck by t...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第54期双语笑话加练习题 日复一日（1）
- A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但我该如何解释这样逻辑呢？
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他收到几封给他的信。
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Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him.
He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool.” Quietly and with...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 里面装点东西就会好的。
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A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. “Well, sit down and eat your tea,” said his mother. “Your stomach’s hurting because it’s empty. It’ll be all right w...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我觉得迈尔斯已经长大了。
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When our daughter was born, we named her Myles after my beloved late (1) father, despite family warnings that the name was too masculine (2).
Years later, when I felt she...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我什么时候滚出去？
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“Young man, where do you work?” the judge asked the defendant.
“Here and there,” said the young man.
“What do you do for a living?”
“This and that.”
“Take him away...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他的成绩为什么这么差。
- One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter’s portrait for a class assignment .P...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第55期双语笑话加练习题 靶子
- 第55期双语笑话加练习题 靶子 0516 My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第56期双语笑话加练习题 紧急待机乘客（1）
- 第56期双语笑话加练习题 紧急待机乘客 0517 While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the sa...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第57期双语笑话加练习题 招客有方
- 第57期双语笑话加练习题 招客有方 0518 At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that 0 At the cleaner's, I not...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第58期双语笑话加练习题 在空中（1）
- 第58期双语笑话加练习题 在空中 0519 Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. "Let&...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第59期双语笑话加练习题 传教士的讲题（1）
- 第59期双语笑话加练习题 传教士的讲题 0520 A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embar...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第61期双语笑话加练习题 两个比目鱼问题（1）
- 第61期双语笑话加练习题 两个比目鱼问题 Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he ac...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第62期双语笑话加练习题 如是请求
- 第62期双语笑话加练习题 如是请求 0523 I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们是来送我的朋友。
- There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take yo...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我从来没有想过要存钱。
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Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And now? Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you....
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 下个学期她的生物课上。
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog teleph...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他快乐地度过的日子。
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There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a whi...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我只是随便看看。
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A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the do...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 生命对于男人来说是残酷的。
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Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and publicity. And when they d...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 它卡在你的狗的喉咙里了
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A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuah...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第63期双语笑话加练习题 A Vacation Cruise
- 第63期双语笑话加练习题 A Vacation Cruise
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him w...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
