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- 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
- A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man kn...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这算是怎么回事呢？
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A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man.""How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buri...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我就继续给你讲咱这半辈子的故事。
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奶奶： Nelson, this is your last warning.小盆友，我再警告你最后一次…
奶奶： Earl, I can't get Nelson to go to bed. I've tried bribes. I've tried threats. Noth...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我只能吮掉它们上面的巧克力了
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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.
While he`s talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一切发生得都太快了。
- When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
一个蜗牛过马路，...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个两英寸长的米老鼠像。
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The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he s...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第75期双语笑话加练习题 让人无奈的孩子（1）
- When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screamin...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第76期双语笑话加练习题 给哪一个回电话（1）
- After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was conducting a city-...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第77期双语笑话加练习题 作弊者（1）
- Donald was not very good at math. He could not understand the teacher's explanations. Even when the teacher explained something a second time, Donald still cou...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我是这么跟警察说的。
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Judge:I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again. Defendant:Your Honor,that’s what Itried to tell the police ,but they wouldn’t listen.
法...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第78期双语笑话加练习题 生意不好
- A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner. 'Really bad."
"But every time I drive by here you have the 'n...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第79期双语笑话加练习题 欲买马之人（1）
- Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds t...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第80期双语笑话加练习题 地坑（1）
- There was once a farmer who lived near a road.
It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm.
Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你为什么把轮胎卸下来？
- When John was busy in removing a wheel from his car,Jack asked,＂Why are you taking a wheel from your car?＂John replied,＂Can’t you read:’Parking for 2 wheelers only’?＂
约...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他爸爸是做什么的。
- A 5-year-old girl was asked by her teacher what her father does,and she replied,＂Whatever my mom tells him.＂老师问5岁的小女孩，他爸爸是做什么的。小女孩说：“我妈妈让他做什么他就...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我妈妈不让我去那么远。
- Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on the Sun.Everyone must attend it. John:No ma’m!I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher:Why? John:My mother w...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他让的话我就爱。
- Woman:Will you also love me after marriage? Man:This depends on your husband,if he allows me. 女人：结婚后你还会爱我吗？
男人：那要看你老公了，他让的话我就爱。...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第81期双语笑话加练习题 糊涂父亲（1）
- 第81期双语笑话加练习题 糊涂父亲The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floo...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第82期双语笑话加练习题 他们都是这么说的（1）
- 第82期双语笑话加练习题 糊涂父亲 While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old dau...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我希望能有你这样的意志力。
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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman and said,＂I haven’t eaten anything in 4 days. ＂ She looked at him and said,＂God,I wish I had your willpower.＂
一个乞丐...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 照片将被贴到公司公告栏
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Restroom Use:Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom.There is now a strict 3 minute time limilt in the stalls.At the end of 3 minutes,an alarm will sound,the...
2018-11-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小故事：大制服 Large Uniforms
- 英语幽默小故事：大制服 Large UniformsLarge UniformsDuring our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shot...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小故事：零钱不用找了 Keep the Change
- 英语幽默小故事：零钱不用找了 Keep the ChangeKeep the ChangeSelling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Funniest Joke
- Funniest Joke.
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robb...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Couple Secs
- COUPLE SEX
Dinesh Vora
Eight year old girl went to her grandfather,
who was working in the yard and asked him,
"Grandpa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather knowing frank...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
