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- 我不知道
- Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?Jimmy: I don't know...Teacher: Correct.老师：吉米，学生们在学校最常用的三个词是什么？吉米：我不知道。...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 罗密欧与朱丽叶的故事
- 致那些觉得罗密欧和朱丽叶的故事很浪漫的人： 这个“浪漫”的故事讲的是一个13岁一个17岁的俩小屁孩谈了3天的恋爱，因此死了6个人。 每个看完了故事的人都知道它就是这么回事。 参与...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这杯咖啡不会烫着了
- A person went into a restaurant. He ordered coffee and bread. When the waitress gave him the cup of coffee, he started to put in sugar and milk. Oh! There was no spoon to st...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 地球
- I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你认识她比我久
- Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother."You ask her," said Paul, age ten."No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."俩小男...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小的那块就你自己想要的
- One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasn't happy about...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Saving Grace加练习题
- Saving Grace Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 A Bad Doctor
- A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctor's examining room. "Put out your tongue," the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. ...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Imitate Birds
- Imitate BirdsA man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer. Imitate birds, the man said. Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 因为俩队打平了。
- Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,"Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 重要的事情
- The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very impo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你永远不能许这么个愿
- One day a father was teaching his son and said,"The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out no mat...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 令人满意的婚姻生活
- Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你仍然在享受同样的服务。
- A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心一刻：哪一级
- Kristin， my 17－year－old niece， had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station． She pulled up to the full－service pumps， and the atte...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心一刻：我在这里的原因是我输了
- It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see w...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心一刻：擦枪的工具
- As a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier co...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的
- Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.''Don't worry, d...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 lose his appetite 失去胃口
- At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a sma...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Drunk，醉酒
- Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "Wh...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 农民纳闷地看着他说您在您的车上
- An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer:"Excuse me...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 一个好一点儿的男人
- What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． Mary， you ought to have married a better man．John， I did． 一个何...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 饥荒八成是你造成的呗。
- A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you mi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 lose one pound
- I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the sca...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她老人家却顺道来看你了
- "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
