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- 爆笑面试 英语笑话
- （本篇文章只是逗大家一乐） 我去应聘时，考官是一漂亮小姐，一紧张我说了如下内容： “My name is ‘old five wang’”（我叫王老五） “I boom （炸出）at 1971year！”（我生于1971年）...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 去动物园
- "My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two tickets: one to get in and one to get out." “我丈夫长得特别丑，每次他去动物园都不得不买两张票：一张是进动...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我都不认识那女的
- There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing e...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们的尾巴 Our Tails
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的第三个问题是什么呢？
- A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?”The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 六十四美元的找头！
- A teacher was collecting test papers from his students after a test when he noticed a hundred dollar bill and a small note tucked inside one of the papers. On the note it sa...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美女的头脑是用来工作的
- A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home earl...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 吃鸡蛋
- Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.老师：沃尔...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 您的衣服烧着了
- In class,the teacher, with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak, you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我怎么能娶你妹妹呢？”
- Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here."The other man said, "No, thank yo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 笑话 I do not recognize you
- Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers（钳子） folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the r...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 考试
- 一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。 他不放心的问道:turn left？ 监考官回答：right。于是他立刻向右转……...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这回轮到他在床上翻腾了
- A man tossed around in bed at midnight, and his wife asked him why he did so.“Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money I owe John, our neighbor. But I have no...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：我们什么也没留下
- We Left Nothing Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." Wh...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你一定未见过的爆强面试
- 我去应聘时，考官是一漂亮小姐，一紧张我说了如下内容： “My name is ‘old five wang’”（我叫王老五） “I boom （炸出）at 1971year！”（我生于1971年）※born我念成了boom，反正很像。 ...
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- 双语笑话 误会
- Wrong Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?” Mark says, “There is something wrong with my c...
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- 想像中的呀
- Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend."A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see...
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- 双语笑话 Catching a Thief 追贼
- Catching a Thief Witty Hare can run very fast. One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. “Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catc...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我对历史懂得不多
- "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..." how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?""Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask h...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Go to the Cinema 去电影院
- Go to the Cinema A lorry driver, David is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway, when another lorry driver, Robert stops in the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你知道死海不
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was stronger.Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."Bill wasn't impres...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 您称了您家小孩么？
- Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?妈妈：我...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 法官审理
- At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judg...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语集锦（1）
- 人们常抱怨国内学英语非常不方便，至少不能学到地道的英语表达。可是，是否英语国家里人们的语言表达就非常标准，非常地道了呢？任何人看了下面几则绝对真实的英文广告，我想都会瞠目结舌，因为...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我就学后半段吧。
- Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.Son: That's great! I'll learn the latter half.儿子：爸，法语难学吗？...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
