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- 有了这药我多久能好
- One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?""It depends....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Change Name
- Change Name Tom is 16. he decides to leave home and joins a music company. His father hears that and angry,“Singer? My son? It’s disgrace!” he shouts, “What do th...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 阿里巴巴和四十大盗
- Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, "my wife was reading 'a tale of two cities' and she gave birth to twins.""That's funny," the secon...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账
- Walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她没零钱打赏
- A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented,"Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Fine Match 势均力敌
- 双语笑话：A Fine Match 势均力敌 One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是相当可口哇！
- A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous operas. He im...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 经典对白 拒绝男孩子
- Boy: May I hold your hand? Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy. Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. Boy: Is this seat empty? ...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让他去睡衣柜台吧
- Manager: “I can’t do a thing with Jones. I’ve had him in three departments, and he dozes all day.”Proprietor: “Put him at the pajama counter, and fasten a card on him w...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who Is the Laziest?
- Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know, father.Father: Oh, yes, yo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 车损索赔的N条不寻常理由
- Cars kicked by camels and damaged by nut-wielding squirrels are among some of Britain's most bizarre insurance claims.一头尥蹶子的骆驼和一只乱丢坚果的松鼠都被英国人包括在最...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 当你觉得自己倒霉时，看看这个…
- Next time that you think you’re having a bad day The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two o...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老婆交代我别往人堆里扎。
- The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可你这也不是真坦克呀
- Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.So, the shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, little boy, this isn't real money.” L...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 伟大的猎手
- Jonesie The Great Lion HunterA small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For s...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老觉着渴
- "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?""No, but I am always thirsty!"“我动...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 晒冰
- Sun the Ice Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice. Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 咱们还在地面上呢
- Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plan...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 The King and His Stories
- The King and His Stories Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were goo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我就想确认下这是我坐的那排
- In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the m...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 洗澡
- GoldfishStan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold them!...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 老外的各种“怪癖控”
- Digitally freshen up邮件控 Garfield 留学地 美国 电子时代，人越来越不得自由，无论社交还是工作，都明显地电子化了，这在中国、美国都是一样的。不过在美国学习、工作的时候听到的几个...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 同一门课程学了三年才通过的。
- Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我就盼着一根头发都不长
- “Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?”“Yes. When mother used to pull my hair I wished that I didn't have any.”你的童年梦想有实现了的吗？”“有哇。我妈那时老拽...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 喝咖啡的问题
- A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked. 一位男子来到医生的...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
