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- 第1286期英语笑话：照相机 Camera 0922
- CameraOn our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable mo...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谢天谢地他没有问其他三个
- This bloke is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic, but the fourth and youn...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是不可能的你不刷牙
- A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit, "Hey mom, the doctor says I have no cavities. "His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,”It’s impossible --you n...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他迷惑不解他们目瞪口呆的
- My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. Since I was an Army National Guard pilot and my anothe...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词 双语笑话
- Bedtime PrayersJulie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：Twin Lobsters 孪生龙虾
- Twin LobstersOnce I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我还以为你不写地址和收信人。
- One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：A Family Rule家规
- A Family RuleMr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我希望你把面包做的更好些。
- I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad.Then I left the house on an errand. When I came back, I found this note f...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉。
- One day a boy came to his teacher and said:" Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.""I certainly do," said the teacher, "and you tell your father he is very kind t...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我无论如何得把它做出来。
- A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand.“Hello,Mr. Smith,”He said,“I want thirteen pounds of coffee at 33 cents.”“Very good,”said t...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个漂亮的女牧羊犬来到
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的小说有一个美好的结局
- Young Lady: " Your novel has a charming ending."Author: " What do you think of the opening chapters?"Young Lady: " I have not got to them yet!" 年轻女士：“你的小说有一个美好...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 现在我要求加薪 双语笑话
- The Raise 加薪 Employee ： I've been here for 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise. 员工：我在这里 11 年了，做三个人的工作，却只拿一个人...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默双语笑话故事：Our Tails 我们的尾巴
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboo...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个人穿过沙漠天没吃过东西
- A man was walking through the desert had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God give me some food!" As if by magic, a...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 要求购买针织品公司在编织。
- Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"Caller: "Well, it used to be called...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你有一个很漂亮的脑袋
- "All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head.""Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cr...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老师重申鲸鱼不可能吞下一个人
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large m...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话 熊猫跑进了咖啡店,What Panda does in a cafe
- 英语笑话 熊猫跑进了咖啡店,What Panda does in a cafe A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks th...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但我看到你自己站在那里我就很烦
- A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"After a few seconds, Little Jo...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所有的草都吃完了就走了啊
- Artist:"that,sir,is a cow grazing."Visitor:"where is the grass?"Artist:"the cow has eaten it."Visitor:"but where is the cow?"Artist:"you don't suppose she'd be fool enough t...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的妈妈说你帮她付钱。
- Sinopec (SNP) Hebei branch on Sunday responded to an allegation over the Internet that the company spent 130,000 yuan (US$20,390) on its employees' business cards in 2009, s...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 中国人和斯皮尔伯格,Chinese and Spielberg
- One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autogr...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|医生的要事,Important things for doctor
- In an anatomy class, a professor teaches his students with the real dead body.Every students stand around the surgery table. The dead body lie there covering by a big white...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
