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- 接待员告诉他价格取决于房间的大小和人数
- When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people." Do you take children?" the...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|什么是市场营销?,What is Marketing?
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"That's Direct MarketingYou're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous g...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|历史重演,History can reoccur
- A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While theywere there, the wife passed away.The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个男人在腋下夹着一只鸭子
- A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig."I was talking to t...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 今晚再睡着时穿上它们吧
- There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat（貂皮大衣） and a diamond ring."The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonigh...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
- Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings the...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但是狗也知道这个谚语吗？”
- The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes,"...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|心脏有问题,Heart Problem
- Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A cou...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那人向他的朋友抱怨
- "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend."She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she e...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|新生儿,Newborn
- Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of ach...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|健忘的老俩口之一,Forgetful couple
- During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.Later that night, while watching...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他可以改变一个笑脸皱眉的人
- Joshua Reynolds was a great artist, the art teacher told her students. " With a single stroke of a brush, he could change a smiling face to a frowning one.""That's nothing,...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我只恨看女士站在我身边拥挤的汽车。
- When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged h...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心一笑:我是来给你安装电话的
- A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。Sitting there, he saw a man come into the ou...
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- 英语笑话|健忘的老俩口之二,Forgetful couple
- An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "L...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：两颗心脏在跳动 Two hearts beating
- 英语笑话：两颗心脏在跳动 Two hearts beatingNurse: How do you feel after your operation?Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.Nurse: No wonder th...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 钻石行星
- A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going."Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bat...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你能告诉我鱼网是什么吗
- "Can you tell me what fish net is made，Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 你能告诉我鱼网是什么吗，安？”“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：饥荒可能是你造成的 Fat Man and Thin Man
- A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine.""Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you m...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语冷笑话：All Except the Music
- All Except the MusicA keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occa...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语冷笑话：The Climate of New Zealand
- The Climate of New ZealandTeacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?Matthew: Very Cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arr...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 实质性的纠正 An Essential Correction 英语笑话
- Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.老师：沃尔...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你们是用什么标准来确定一个病人制度化？
- During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?""Well..." said the director, "w...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 收银员很惊讶的看着第一个修女
- Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store.One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would b...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个47岁的老太太去换装
- A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I a...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
