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- 英语笑话长颈鹿把小伙子给伤了,How gorilla can hurt gay
- 英语笑话长颈鹿把小伙子给伤了,How gorilla can hurt gay Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage.The gorilla was sitting there with a hu...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话问答,Q & A for a laugh
- 第1301期英语笑话问答,Q & A for a laugh Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?A: Both keep searching for new holes.Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 写给工人的备忘录,Employee Memo
- 写给工人的备忘录,Employee Memo Memo to all employees:In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 几点啦?What time is it?
- A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up , and asked him, "Excuse me.Do y...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 健谈的狗,Talking Dog
- A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can'...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|晚会上的4位朋友,Four friend at a party
- Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about thei...
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- 英语笑话|马来的信,Horse letter
- A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.He asks, "What was that for?"She says, "I found a piece...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|蚂蚁和大象成婚,When elephant and ant got married
- An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died."It's so bad.," sai...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 彼得是一个聪明的男孩。
- Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She.The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said,"...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你到底是刮脸还是理发啊？
- A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck.The head waiter sees it and tell...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个年轻的盲人男孩
- A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother.The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!".Billy says, "Ok mommy." a...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|难易问题,Difficult/ Easy questions
- In one interview, the interviewer got impatient about one guy because he could answer all the questions so quickly and arrogantly."Tell me your choice," said he to the boy,...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 猴子高兴地摆动着双臂
- There was a terrible bus accident. No one survived the accident except a monkey and there were no witnesses. The police try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to re...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他是一个看守坟墓的人啊，
- -- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 我叔叔手下有1000多人。他是个重要的人物，他是做什么的啊？他是一个...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我一直看到斑点在我的眼前。
- Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?Patient: No, just spots. 病人：护士，我一直看到斑点在我的眼前。护士：你看过医生了吗？病人：没有，只...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不久他们来到一另个房间
- A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum. they came across one individual in the grounds , with wild eyes, disheveled hair, feverishly endeavoring to catc...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这是我见过的最聪明的狗。
- A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但看上去只有你和我是候选人
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher det...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|爱的力量,The power of love
- Wife : You keep my photo in the wallet all the time?Husband : Sure honey. When I have problems, I will look at your photo and the problems always seem to be gone.Wife : See?...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：什么时间剪什么时候长的头发
- Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. Wh...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一位精明的家庭主妇
- A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Sin...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她不打算对我说话一个月
- A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|夫妻间的公平交易,Fair trade
- A husband comfortably laid down on the couch before his wife comes in and ask"Can you fix the light in the bathroom for me?""Do you think I work for General Electric?" The h...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|减重,Weight loss
- A wife saw her husband weight himself on the scale trying to pull in the stomach. The weight thought he is trying to reduce his weight on the scale. So she said."You know. I...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话|省钱的方法,Saving method
- An uncle has been waiting for the bus at the bus stops. After few minutes, the bus arrives but did not stop at the bus stop. The uncle thought it will stop a bit further so...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
