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- 英语笑话：刀和鼓 Knife and Drum
- Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.Pa: Why not?Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.妈：他爸，...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语小笑话：狗也知道这个谚语吗？
- The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes,"...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个男人走过来并且坚持说她坐了他的座位
- It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. Sh...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两个强盗正在抢劫一家旅馆
- Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no ti...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默双语笑话 ：To Buy a Video 买录像机
- Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weigh...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. Then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboo...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默双语笑话 小白兔买面包
- 小白兔买面包One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"一天有只小白兔来到面包店问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗？”The shopkeeper answered, "...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：Does He Bite 它咬人吗
- 英语幽默笑话：Does He Bite 它咬人吗Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个虔诚的她脸上的表情
- The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable.They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 用困惑的目光盯着他的方向
- A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The offic...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默双语笑话 兔子的论文
- 兔子的论文It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.这是一个阳光灿...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默双语笑话 我们分享一切
- 我们分享一切An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries.一对老夫妇在汉堡王餐厅吃饭，他们小心翼翼地将汉堡和薯条分成两份。A trucker take...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个病人大声说我是拿破仑
- Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from anot...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们把我的名字给刻错了！
- One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were star...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默双语笑话 Keep feeding him nickels
- 趣味幽默双语笑话 Keep feeding him nickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不要在我吃东西的时候说这个！
- Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It's so...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 公司有一个很好的保健计划
- Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 奔跑的小白兔 双语笑话
- 奔跑的小白兔 这则笑话应该挺多童鞋已经看过，小编以前听到的时候就觉得。。。好可怕。。。A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe roll...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我只是想知道你是不是我的儿子
- An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple....
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 全身心的投入到这个奇妙的世界
- On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days,...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默双语笑话这个冬天是冷还是温暖
- Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then h...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个年轻的经理正要离开办公室
- A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand."Listen," said the CEO, "this is a...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 除非我们知道你住在哪里
- My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper.Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carrier would have trouble f...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默双语笑话 冰箱里的储蓄罐
- 冰箱里的储蓄罐My cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy.我表妹总是从她哥哥的小猪扑满里“借钱”，她哥哥对此事感到很愤怒。One...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默双语笑话 临死之时
- 临死之时Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell you my greatest secret...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
