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- 因为她是一个卖犁的。
- Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Once Only Once
- A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
"No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a ci...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 无论发生了什么事你都要去执行
- One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you promise somebody a promise, you must carry it out no...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 if I Am a Manager
- if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但是首先我不想减去另一个12磅
- A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going."Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bat...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们想在出事故前赶紧到达目的地
- Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled."Our brakes are no good-so we wanted...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 中英双语笑话:庸医 A Bad Doctor
- A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctor's examining room. "Put out your tongue," the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. "0. K. You ca...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她的婚姻是由她的未出世的宝宝决定的
- The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom, one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly. Her mother's marriage wa...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 把橙子切成十分之五时会丢失太多果汁
- Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话:好视力
- GOOD SIGHT Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the mornin...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们一定是在放学回家的路上
- A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: "On Their Way To...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我爸爸说家丑不可外扬。
- Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.Teacher: Please tell us something about it.Nick:...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：Two roaches
- 英语笑话：Two roaches Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 中英双语笑话 趣闻问答（三）
- 3、If there were four flies on the table and I killed one,how many would be left?3老师:如果桌子上有四只苍蝇,我打死了一只,还留下几只? 学生:一只——死掉的那只。...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 中英双语笑话 趣闻问答（二）
- 题目：2、What can you swallow that can swallow you?答案：是water（水） swallow有吞下和淹没两种意思 Swallow water里的swallow是吞下的意思 而Water swallows you里的swallow是淹没的意思...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 中英双语笑话 趣闻问答（一）
- 题目：1、Why can fish only live in water?答案：1.Cats can't swim。（所以fish生活在水里，不会被猫吃掉） 更多 英语笑话、英...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我吞下一便士大约一个月前
- A poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. He looked very unhappy.“Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.”“Good heavens, man...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 想着冰激凌和新的宠物
- "Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.The mother kissed him on the head, then said," Th...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们有一个真正的高速去盐湖城。
- I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices."Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson replied....
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我需要知道我要去哪里。
- No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found h...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：上幼儿园的第一天
- Teacher:What's your name, please? 请问你的名字叫什么？ Little boy:Joey Kaplan. 乔艾·卡普兰。 Teacher:Jody, and what's your mother's name? 乔艾，你母亲叫什么？ Little boy:Mama. 妈...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 史上最牛新生
- 大嘴:Did you register for university alone ? 你上大学第一天报到是一个人吗？ 脸盆:Yeah ,by myself,so independent . 是啊，我自己，很独立吧。 大嘴:So great! I saw the most powerful f...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个男的来到我的理发店
- Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut."Eight dollars," I answered."And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into th...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：Is that you Jack 怎么防止老公太晚回家
- Is that you Jack?How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?When he came in late I called out “is that you Jack?” and my husband’s name is Robert.是你吗？捷克你...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：鸟窝与头发 Nest and Hair
- Nest and HairMy sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom."What kind of bird?" my...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
