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- Brotherly love 兄弟般的关爱
- Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating? Cassandra: Brotherly love? 老师：Cassandra，如果我看见有人在殴打一...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我走错房间了
- An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 All I do is pay
- All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my dau...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 哪个王八蛋偷走了咱的帐篷
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes awoke a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Reason of Punishment 双语笑话
- Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."The mother e...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 舔的是食指
- First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy（解剖学） class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 岛上是谁
- From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands."Who is it on that island?" a passenger asks the capt...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 上帝是谁
- A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or w...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：是谁打破了玻璃
- Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.Mother: How did he do it?Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。妈妈：他怎么打的？比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。参...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 以其人之道还治其人之身
- One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bough...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语：英文歌曲名称的天才翻译 一
- 爱尔兰摇滚乐队The Cranberries的名曲Dying In the Sun：晒死/见光死 英国摇滚乐队The smiths的名字被翻译成： 斯密斯夫妇 也是很有名的英国摇滚乐队placebo有一首歌Sleeping With...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语：英文歌曲名称的天才翻译 二
- 苏格兰乐队Travis的一张专辑名称The Man Who：翻译成"这男的谁" 经典英国摇滚乐队Radiohead，其名称也有有多种译法： 电台司令，喇叭头子，收音机脑袋，最离谱的一个是"天线宝宝" 英格兰乐...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那等过圣诞咱又跟他们编点啥呢？
- An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of mise...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：分享一切
- An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爷爷给我付账
- Walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss per...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语：英文歌曲名称的天才翻译 三
- 大名鼎鼎的U2乐队不用多说了，有人将其名字翻译成：你二(确实，从字面上看，U2还真是这个意思……) 美国著名摇滚乐队"枪花"Guns N'Roses，其名称被音译为：钢丝和螺丝 伦敦街头乐队Hard-Fi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 交卷
- It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having ov...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 母鸡的腿 双语笑话
- Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop theireggs into pieces when laying? 母鸡的腿 儿子：为什么母...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 拿的是我背包
- A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.In spite of the b...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 马桶里蘸湿后
- According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Always Share 分享一切 双语笑话
- An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 变相收费 双语笑话
- Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today. Waiter:“Yeah,you can have a free coffee....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我只好又去换了两回
- Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Where is the Winner 双语笑话
- Where is the Winner Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir. Customer: Well, bring me the winner. 顾客：这...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 起床啦，笨蛋
- A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel.However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note:"Please w...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
