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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹98：妻管严(中英)
- The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that a...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹99：一分之差(中英)
- Hanging in the hallway at Whites high school in Wabash, are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball ide...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹100：为何收钱(中英)
- After I was deployed to Egypt for the Operation Bright Star training program, I spent a weekend pass sight seeing in Cairo. A local offered to take my picture on his camel. "Free,” he said....
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精105：A Problem in Arithmetic一个算术问题（英汉双语笑话）
- 105. A Problem in Arithmetic105.一个算术问题Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy.He likes to study arithmetic，and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹101：速度限制(中英)
- The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹102：愚蠢的兔子(中英)
- Little Steve has a pet rabbit, Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor ra...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹103：两名士兵(中英)
- Two soldiers were in camp. The first one' s name was George，and the second one' s name was Bill. George said, "Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill.” Bill said, "Yes, I have,”...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹104：罗素悖论(中英)
- The great logician Betrand Russell once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1.伟大的逻辑学家罗素曾说过用1+1=1他可以证明一切事物。So one day , some smarty一pants asked him;...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹105：很高兴认识你(中英)
- During World War Two, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.第二次世...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹106：理论与实践的区别(中英)
- A guy was walking along the street one night, when he came upon a man一a theoretical physicist一on his hands and knees under a streetlight, searching the street. The fellow asked him what he...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹107：天国医生(中英)
- A doctor died and went to heaven. When he got to the gates, he found that there was a long line to get in. He went to the front of the line and told the angel that since he was a doctor and t...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹108：苏格兰人和售票员(中英)
- A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector.一个苏格兰人拎着一个很大的箱子，在开往...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精106：Things Have Been Okay一切正常（英汉双语笑话）
- 106.Things Have Been Okay106.一切正常A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son，who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists，but the doc...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹109：真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远！(中英)
- A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the sol Biers decided that the fight...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹110：两元钱(中英)
- Jim walked into a store, which had a sign outside: "Second一hand clothes bought and sold.” He was carrying an old pair of pants and asked the owner of the store, "How much will you give me f...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹111：多少钱？(中英)
- It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything an...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹112：我这是在哪儿？(中英)
- Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought," I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spain, and they...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹113：业余爱好(中英)
- On my first day of law school at den Paul university in Chicago，our professor instructed us to write down our name, phone number and hobbies, he explained that he wanted the information so he...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹114：优缺点(中英)
- "This house,”said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad point. To show you I' m honest, I'm going to tell yon about the disadvantages一there is a chemical plant...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹115：提醒信(中英)
- In the veterinary office where I’m a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual shot, and we were required by...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹116：单簧管(中英)
- When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board，and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist w...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹117：极端的自杀性爆炸者(中英)
- BBC World Service announcer: "A Palestinian suicide bomber has struck again in the Northern town of Afula in Israel killing at least four people and wounding several more. The Israeli army ha...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹118：戈尔巴乔夫同志的司机(中英)
- Comrade Gorbachev is being driven from his dacha to Moscow and is in a hurry. He is getting irritated with the slowness of his driver. "Can't you go any faster?" he says angrily. "I have to o...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹119：饭前的谢恩祈祷(中英)
- This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Chris...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹120：生意不景气的时候(中英)
- George worked in San Francisco He was not married, and he usually had his lunch, and occasionally his dinner, in small restaurants.乔治在旧金山工作。他没结婚，通常他都是在小餐馆吃午餐，偶尔也在那...
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