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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹75：出人意料的答案(中英)
- A math teacher had been teaching his class all about fractions for the past week，and now he wanted to find out how much they had been able to remember, so he asked one of the boys in the class...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹76：第一次与最后一次(中英)
- When George was thirty一five，he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.乔治35岁时买了一架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精103：The Change零钱（英汉双语笑话）
- 103.The Change103.零钱One sweltering day，I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately，th...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹77：热与冷(中英)
- A patron in a Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "'This is an outrage，”he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”在蒙特利尔的一家餐厅里，一位顾客拧...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹78：士兵的高招(中英)
- Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business，and as he was in a hum, he decided to travel by plane. He liked a window seat when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, and looked fo...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹79：蜜月新人(中英)
- A pair of honeymooners checked into the Watergate Hotel in Washington，D. C. That night，as the husband was about to turn off the light, his bride asked，"Do you think this room is bugged?"一对正在...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹80：误解(中英)
- During a trip to Japan, my friend and I stayed in an inexpensive hotel. After an exhausting day，we returned to our lodgings， tired and thirsty. We asked at the front desk in English to have two...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹81：您可以下来了(中英)
- he cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹82：圣诞树(中英)
- Searching through row upon row of Christmas trees, my husband Norm and In picked one we liked. Then I noticed the one being held by a woman nearby the perfect tree. I watched as she carried i...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹83：空军上尉与邮递员(中英)
- Hurrying to my plebe chemistry class at West Point, I noticed a tactical officer in my regiment coming the other way, white gym bag over his shoulder. He was an Air Force captain，and his blue...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹84：老夫老妻(中英)
- A couple had been married for 50 years. "Things have really changed,” she said. "You used to sit very close to me.”一对夫妻结婚已经五十年了。“今非昔比啦!”她说，过去你总是紧紧地挨着我坐。”"...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹85：迪尼斯之旅(中英)
- On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days，we headed for home.佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹86：他是我的(中英)
- There seems to be many more widows than widowers in my community. So it was nice to see a couple I know, married 51 years, doing their weekly food shopping together at our local market.我住的...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹87：生财有道(中英)
- Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "just think,...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹88：祖先(中英)
- The lady was trying to impress those at the party. "My family’s ancestry is very old ,” she said, "it dates back to the days of King John of England.” Then turning to a lady sitting q...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹89：为钟表加油(中英)
- There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. 'The game was between a Spanish team and an Italian team. I sat in front of the TV at 7 o' clock, when the game just began. An hour late...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹90：问路(中英)
- Vacationing in Milan，my friend Chad was counting on seeing Leonardo da Vinci’s famous painting" The Last Supper”. With only vague directions, he soon became lost Questioning pedestrians...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹91：有时是我的(中英)
- Hank lived in a small town, but then he got a job in a big city and moved there with his wife and his two children.汉克住在一个小镇上，但他在大城市中找了一份工作，于是她与妻子和两个孩子搬到了城里...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹92：幸运的顾客(中英)
- All the housewives who went to the new supermarket had one great ambition: to be the lucky customer who did not have to pay for her shopping. For this was what the notice just inside the entr...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精104：Im itation模仿（英汉双语笑话）
- 104. Im itation104.模仿A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well，sit down and eat your tea，”said his mother. "Your stomach’s hurting because i...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹93：健忘的丈夫(中英)
- My husband’s uncle thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his wife a birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provides him with the relev...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹94：如此邻居(中英)
- Late for an appointment, I dashed out the front door and realized that I had left my keys on the kitchen counter. The back door was unlocked，but a six一foot wooden fence stood between keys an...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹95：谁死的更惨(中英)
- Three stood by the golden gate and St. Peter said，St. Peter said, “sorry，we' re all filled up, so only one of you can come into heaven. So, out of you three, the one who had the most tragic de...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹96：他的第二个妻子(中英)
- A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. Neither of them was very young. They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets, and after half an hour there were two which they liked...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹97：我是她老爸(中英)
- A staid-looking gentleman was upset at the dress of some young people on the street. "Just look at that,” he barked to a bystander. "Is it a boy or a girl?"一位外表稳重的先生对街上年轻人的打...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
