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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹144：一则食物标签的可能性(中英)
- The label on the sauce packet that came with my bento lunch reads:在我中午吃的盒饭送的调料包上，有一个标签是这样的:"For purposes fried pork，chicken and beef.”“为了目的，油炸猪肉，鸡肉和牛肉。”Obv...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精110：How To Do It怎样做（英汉双语笑话）
- 110.How To Do It110.怎样做A schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle，and was busily chewing gum，when the teacher espied her.一个女生坐在座位上，嘴里拼命地嚼着口香糖，脚还伸到过...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精111：Warning提醒（英汉双语笑话）
- 111 .Warning111.提醒Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan，my husband and!decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advace，I was taken aback...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹143：不要和小孩子争论(中英)
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.一个小女孩正在和她的老师讨论关于鲸鱼的事情。The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even tho...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精112：Perfect Match绝配（英汉双语笑话）
- 112.Perfect Match112.绝配A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several pai...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精113：Lucky Mothert幸运的母亲（英汉双语笑话）
- 113.Lucky Mother113.幸运的母亲A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening，she was...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹145：绳子还是公牛(中英)
- The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope....
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹146：哥哥与妹妹(中英)
- ack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two一year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "The...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹147：疼痛之种种(中英)
- Three women，while traveling in a train, are discussing different types of pain.三个女人在火车上正在讨论各种各样的疼痛。The first woman says, "There is no pain like when you suffer a fracture....
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹149：是死是活(中英)
- Genuine court transcript. . . 真实的法庭记录……Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?问:在你解剖之前你有没有检查脉搏?A: No.答:没有。Q: Did you ch...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹148：希拉里的礼物(中英)
- Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹150：县议员(中英)
- An old couple was sitting down and the wife decided to strike up a conversation. She asked her husband, "Have you ever cheated on me? It is all over, so just tell me.”一对老夫妻坐在一起时，妻...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹151：邮箱(中英)
- A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2n...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹152：三个老年人(中英)
- Three old men were sitting around and talking.三个老年人坐在一起聊天。The 80 year一old said , "The best thing that could happen to me is if I would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹153：圣诞节晚会(中英)
- John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache,cotton一mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, h...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹154：错误的警告(中英)
- Years ago while attending a dinner party hosted by some friends of mine the hostess served a meal with this delicious mushroom sauce. After the meal there was a small amount left over and the...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹155：地铁(中英)
- A Yankee fan，a Met fan, and a blond are sitting together on the subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark. There’s a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really lo...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹156：口信(中英)
- It is December 30 1999 11:00 P. M.，Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Boris Yeltsin appear before god.一九九九年十二月三十日晚上十一点，比尔·克林顿、比尔·盖茨和鲍里斯·叶利钦出现在...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹157：理论与现实(中英)
- One day a son asked his father what was the difference between "theory" and "reality". His father thought and then said "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with the next door neighbor for...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精114：Knowledge Pills知识药片（英汉双语笑话）
- 114. Knowledge Pills114.知识药片A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.在一个较为高级的人类社会中，已经能够l多基础知识融入...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹158：早退(中英)
- These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹159：价钱(中英)
- In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I' m afraid I'm the bearer of ba...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹160：魔镜(中英)
- One late night, a blonde was traveling when she passed a hotel and decided to stop for the night. When she entered the hotel，she rented a room for the night and on her way up, she heard some l...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹161：青铜老鼠(中英)
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed，life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculptu...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹162：金发美女和她的马(中英)
- There once was a really dumb blonde who had two horses. Now this blonde couldn’t tell her two horses apart so she decided to ask her neighbor to help her out. She said to her neighbor,...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
