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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹219：脑筋急转弯(中英)
- A psychiatrist’s secretary walked into his study and said, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible.” The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I c...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹218：后继有人(中英)
- On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart,” thought the doctor, "my daught...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹221：女人最喜爱哪四种动物呢？(中英)
- A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage，a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all.衣柜里的“水貂”，车库里的“美洲虎”，卧室里的“猛虎”，和愿意为她们买这些的“傻驴”。...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹222：生日礼物(中英)
- The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birt...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹223：律师和吸血鬼的差别是什么？(中英)
- A leech will drop off a dead body.
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹224：猜疑心(中英)
- There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him，"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald w...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹225：民主党人和共和党人(中英)
- Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.民主党人做出计划，然后把它放到一边，而共和党人则追随其祖辈制定的计划。Republicans study the f...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Know him well 了如指掌（中英双语）
- 45. Know him well45·了如指掌"Oh，doctor，I'rn so upset，"said the woman. "My husband seems to be wandering in his mind."“峨，大夫，我非常担心.”一位妇女说:“我丈夫似乎...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：One pint low 少了一品脱（中英双语）
- 46.One pint low46.少了一品脱A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor,...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：No more eye-doctor 不必再看眼科医生了（中英双语）
- 47.No more eye-doctor47.不必再看眼科医生了It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Look differently 看法不同（中英双语）
- 48.Look differently48.看法不同After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mi...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹227：救命，我们迷路了(中英)
- Three men are in a hot一air balloon. Soon，they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three says，"I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry ou...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹226：DC和.COM(中英)
- A teacher asked one of her pupils, "Can you name our nation's capital?"老师问一个学生:“你能说出我们首都的名称吗?”The reply was, "Washington DC.”学生回答:“华盛顿DC。"When asked what the "D...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹228：迷路的直升飞机(中英)
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹229：感觉很好(中英)
- Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe.农夫乔起诉一家货运公司在一场交通事故中给他带来了...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Stick to the rule 按规定办（中英双语）
- 49.Stick to the rule49.按规定办One day I retrieved an“Attempt to Deliver Package"slip from my mail box. The letter carrier had just left，so I caught up to him and ask...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Blame 责怪（中英双语）
- 50.Blame50.责怪As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obedi...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Sudden turn 急转弯儿（中英双语）
- 51.Sudden turn51.急转弯儿A guest of ours at the country club took a wrong turn and found herself in the menu's locker room. She encountered a burly man clad only in...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Be a passenger 坐在乘客席上（中英双语）
- 52.Be a passenger52，坐在乘客席上I've always had difficulty parking my large station waggon in head-on parking spaces. One day I was trying to fit into a spot and, with...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹230：关于技术支持的真实故事(中英)
- A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows?"一位女士给佳能服务部门打电话说她的打印机出了些问题，技术人员说:“你...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹231：找妻子(中英)
- A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,” You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"在超市里，一个男...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹232：雨伞(中英)
- A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall，but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹233：就是我(中英)
- A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, and then asked, "Can you identify yourself?" Looking puzzled，the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a sma...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹234：谁的错(中英)
- Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercise, surely your mother wilt blame you!老师:贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会责怪你的!Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I' I...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹237：海湾危机(中英)
- When Bush’s top advisors told him there was a GULF crisis, he misunderstood and went to practice his chipping.当布什总统的高级顾问告诉他发生了海湾危机，他误会了意思，然后去练习高尔夫球的切...
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