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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹163：慷慨(中英)
- An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at the end of the bar. He walks to the bartender and asks who it is. The bartender tells him it is Jesus. The Italian ord...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹164：司机与比尔•克林顿(中英)
- Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instant1y. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹165：贷款(中英)
- 一个商人走进纽约的一家银行，要找信贷员。他说要去欧洲出差两个星期，想借5000美元。信贷员说对这样的贷款需要一些担保。于是商人把他的劳斯莱斯汽车的钥匙拿了出来，车就停在银行前面的大街上。一切谈妥之后，银...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Qualification 称职（中英双语）
- 1. QUALIFICATION1.称职" What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director.一位人事经理问一位求职者:“你怎么就觉得你能胜任值夜...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：An appointment 预约（中英双语）
- 2. AN APPOINTMENT2.预约A man called his doctor's office for an appointment ,"I am sorry,"said the receptionist，"we can't fit you in for at least two weeks. "一位男士给...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Wrong Place 找错地方啦（中英双语）
- 3. WRONG PLACE!3.找错地方啦While working in the psychology department at a Com-munity College in Centerville，Michigan, I was asked to en-large a chart for a meeting. I...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Selfish 谁自私（中英双语）
- 4. SELFISH?4.谁自私?My husband and I were discussing the options available on the new car we planned to buy. The standard equipment included a driver's side air bag，bu...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹166：会说话的青蛙(中英)
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I’1l turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pock...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹167：赚钱(中英)
- A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.一个年轻人向一位老富翁请教如何赚钱。The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said，"Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹168：收考卷(中英)
- One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the professor asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹169：疯人院(中英)
- Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”一天深夜，在疯人院里一个患者大喊:“我是拿破仑。”Another one said, "How do you know?"另一个病人说:“你是怎么知道的?”The...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Frugal 如此节俭（中英双语）
- 5.Frugal5.如此节俭Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died，she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.成伦考特太太非常节俭.她丈夫...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：More rare!嫩的稀奇!（中英双语）
- 6.More rare!6.嫩的稀奇!Like most colleges，the food at St. Mary's College of Maryland scores low marks for both quality and variety.One exception is our annual steak-an...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Experience 经验（中英双语）
- 7.Experience7.经验The manager of a fast-food franchise was approached by a teenager looking for a job. "Have you had any experience with fast food?"the manager asked....
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Buy it,but don’t use it!买书，但不用!（中英双语）
- 8.Buy it,but don't use it!8.买书，但不用!" This is the book recommended this quarter,”announced my political science professor on the first day of class. "However，we...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译： I’m used to it 我已习惯了（中英双语）
- 9. I'm used to it9:我已习惯了As a hair stylist in a salon，I' was giving a client a shampoo. The hose I was using to rinse his hair slipped out of my hand and sprayed h...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译： A copy 复制件（中英双语）
- 10.A copy10.复制件I phoned my husband，Mike，at the car dealer's where he is a service manager. I wanted a copy of his house key and thought he could have one made on the...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译： No charge!不必付钱!（中英双语）
- 11.No charge!11.不必付钱!Driving through the hill country of Texas，just north of San Antonio，we watched the sky turn a brilliant orange at sunset. At my wife's pleading...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译： Help for two 两全齐美（中英双语）
- 12.Help for two12·两全齐美Early one morning, my next-door neighbor set to work with a power hedge-trimmer. He was half through the job when a neighbor appeared...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹170：第一次约会(中英)
- After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹171：主日课(中英)
- A boy arrived late to his Sunday school class. He was normally punctual so the teacher asked if anything was wrong. The boy admitted that he had originally planned to go fishing, but his fath...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹172：苏珊会唱卡拉OK(中英)
- As a college student, I worked in the evenings at a shop. On slow nights, my coworker Susan often sang along with the radio while we did paperwork and restocked merchandise. One evening as th...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹174：请张开嘴(中英)
- Doctor: Please open your mouth, Madam.医生:”请张开嘴，女士。”Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.女士:“非常感谢您，医生。”Doctor: Why do you thank me?医生:“为什么要感谢我呢?”Lady: Because my...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹173：守门员(中英)
- The local football team I had just joined needed me to play goalkeeper in their next Saturday match. Because I was late completing the registration forms I was not yet officially a member, s...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹175：最长与最短(中英)
- A teacher asked one of his students: "What is the longest and what is the shortest?"老师问他的一个学生:“什么最长，什么最短?”The student answered immediately: "The last several minutes of a cl...
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