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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹192：纪念日(中英)
- When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Smart or not 谁人不聪明（中英双语）
- 21.Smart or not21.谁人不聪明A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts.He requested my assistance...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Seeing nothing 视而无睹（中英双语）
- 22.Seeing nothing22.视而无睹One afternoon a man came into the bank where my wife，Laura，is a teller. As he stood in the doorway wiping his eye glasses with a handkerchie...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Jamie looks great 杰米健美多了（中英双语）
- 23.Jamie looks great23.杰米健美多了Immediately after my husband's company built a weight-lifting facility for its employees, he and a colleague of his，Jamie，joine...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：The least to buy 至少要买这些（中英双语）
- 24.The least to buy24.至少要买这些My husband is generally not a very romantic person，so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd wedding anniversary he surprised me wit...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹194：技术支持(中英)
- A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹195：伊甸园(中英)
- Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?"亚当在伊甸园里走来走去，感到十分的孤独。上帝问亚当:“你怎么了?”Adam said, "I don&rs...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹196：看掌纹(中英)
- Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.保罗正在一条拥挤的街市上闲逛，他停下来，坐在了一个看掌纹人的桌子前。Said the mysterious old...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹197：用了一根棍子，就进了监狱(中英)
- David St. John, 37，was the victim last week of what police say was a terrible mistake.37岁的大卫·斯特·约翰，上周成了警察犯的一个大错误的牺牲品。The two Hayward police officers used...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹198：所谓真正的“结婚礼物”(中英)
- A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:我的一个朋友告诉我，这件事发生在她的一个朋友的身上。She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she，I have that...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹199：我们会在九点到五点之间到达(中英)
- A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹200：亚伯拉罕.林肯现在做什么？(中英)
- Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?根据你从历史书了解到的知识.你认为亚伯拉罕·林肯如果今天还活...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹201：你现在要干什么？(中英)
- After a family meal one night, 3 generations of the family are sitting around chatting. A 4 year old is sitting on her grandfather's knee.晚饭后，祖孙三代人围坐一起聊天，四岁大的孙子坐在祖父的膝...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：The art of bribery 受贿有术（中英双语）
- 25.The art of bribery25.受贿有术A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Filling a form 填表（中英双语）
- 26.Filling a form26.填表Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：The devil and the lord 上帝与恶魔（中英双语）
- 27.The devil and the lord27·上帝与恶魔A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's sprogram to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also ow...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：So what 那又怎么样（中英双语）
- 28.So what28.那又怎么样?"With a single stroke of a brush,"said the art teacher，taking his class around the National Gallery," Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Cooking show 烹饪节目（中英双语）
- 29.Cooking show29.烹饪节目Two neighbors were chatting over the back fence. "Did you know that my wife has started a cooking show on television?"one asked.两个邻居在后...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：The cured 治愈的人（中英双语）
- 30.The cured30.治愈的人"We rarely use the word cure，"said the psychiatrist to his patient. "But after five years of therapy it is my pleasure to pronounce you complete...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Flower talk 花的语言（中英双语）
- 31.Flower talk31·花的语言A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers".一位先生走进一家生意兴隆的商店。他...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Fishing in vain 没有鱼可钓（中英双语）
- 32.Fishing in vain32.没有鱼可钓Two Texans went up to Minnesota to go ice fishing.After setting up their tent，they started to cut a hole in the ice. As they pulled the...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：More than necessary 弄巧成拙（中英双语）
- 33.More than necessary33.弄巧成拙One evening my husband's golfing buddy drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Alth...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Universal sign 国际手势（中英双语）
- 34.Universal sign34.国际手势After driving up and down several lanes，I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in t...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Horse or house 卖马还是卖房子（中英双语）
- 35.Horse or house35.卖马还是卖房子?My friend Janet，a real-estate agent，was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farm house with a ha...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Child’s imitation 孩子的模仿（中英双语）
- 36.Child's imitation36.孩子的模仿The kindergarten class I teach was excited about the February assembly,where they would participate by reciting a portion of Lincoln'...
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