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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹176：一元钱(中英)
- The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"老师问汤姆:“今天早上你为什么迟到了?”"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.“有个人丢了一块钱。”汤姆回答说。"Oh，n...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹177：洗脸(中英)
- Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?老师:“戴维，你为什么不洗洗你的脸呢?我都看得出来你今天一早上吃的是什么。”David: What was i...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹180：胡萝卜(中英)
- Patient: You say carrot sight. Is that true?患者:“你说过吃胡萝卜对视力有帮助，是真的吗?”Doctor: Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses?
医生:“当然，你见过戴眼镜的兔子吗?”
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹181：牛奶新鲜吗？(中英)
- Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.顾客:“我怀疑这里的牛奶是否新鲜。”Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!
侍者:“新鲜?三个小时前它还是一堆草呢!” 更多...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹178：伟大的科学家(中英)
- Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?老师:“谁能告诉我有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的一些事情呢?Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
学生:“老师，...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹179：太快与太慢(中英)
- A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.一个男人把车开到了每小时130英里的时速。警察把他拦了一下来。“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译： Coincident 因祸得福（中英双语）
- 13.Coincident13·因祸得福Although my mother，a native of Japan, has lived for 55 years in the United States，she has not adapted complete1y to the cultural change....
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译： Formal announcement 正式通知（中英双语）
- 14.Formal announcement 正式通知14·正式通知My friend，soon to be a bride，attended a church wedding where a number of babies and small children in the con-gregation...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译： Creativity 创造力（中英双语）
- 15.Creativity 15.创造力On the first night of an adult creative-writing class，the instructor asked the students to tell the class why they were taking the course. One w...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Never agree 存有二心（中英双语）
- 16.Never agree 16.存有二心The local weatherman was wrong in his forecasts so often that he was embarrassed and applied for a transfer，stating as his reason:"The climat...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹184：刮脸(中英)
- Harry: My big brother shaves every day.哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮脸。”Henry: My brother shaves fifty times a day.亨利:“那有什么，我哥哥每天刮SO次脸。”Harry: Is he crazy?哈里:“他疯了吗?”Henry: N...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹183：火车与汽车(中英)
- Teacher: Why does a train run faster than a car?老师:“为什么火车比汽车快?”Pupil:Because it has more wheels than a car.学生:“因为火车的轮子比汽车多。” 更多 英语笑话...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹182：玩具娃娃(中英)
- Bobby: Billy broke my new doll!鲍伯:“比利弄坏了我的玩具娃娃。”Mum: How did he do that?妈妈:“他怎么弄坏的?”Bobby: I hit him over the head with it.鲍伯:“在我用玩具娃娃打他头的时候。”
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹185：地球的形状(中英)
- Teacher: What’s the shape of our earth, Henry?老师:“地球是什么形状的?亨利。”Henry: It's round.亨利:“圆的。”Teacher: Well，how do you know it is round?老师:“好，你是怎么知道的?”Henry:...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹188：崭新的奔驰车(中英)
- Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, a...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹187：律师和农场主(中英)
- A big一city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher cla...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹186：导盲犬(中英)
- A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner. Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A pa...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹189：随你挑(中英)
- Two IT guys were walking across the ark when one said, "Where did you get sucha great bike`?"两个从事信息技术工作的男子穿过公园，其中一个说:“你从哪里搞来了这么一辆好自行车?”The second IT guy...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Mother no’s best 母亲最知情（中英双语）
- 17.Mother no's best17·母亲最知情Conversation between mother and child:以下是毋亲和孩子的对话:"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"“我能吃块巧克力甜饼吗?”"How...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Smooth talk 消除谈话障碍（中英双语）
- 18.Smooth talk18.消除谈话障碍We own a small foreign car，the hinges of which are exposed to the weather and sometimes squeak. One day I was oiling the hinges when our l...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Real criticism 点到痛处（中英双语）
- 19.Real criticism19.点到痛处As a young lawyer working on my first big case，I was sitting in federal district court watching a prominent attorney question a witness. T...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Obey simon only 事得其反（中英双语）
- 20.Obey simon only20.事得其反A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“Flight...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹190：西部的金发牛仔(中英)
- Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian'...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹191：交通运输工具上的工程(中英)
- The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U. S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹193：逛购物中心(中英)
- A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at Lakeside Mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart...
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