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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹202：他们希望什么(中英)
- Heard this morning on CNN that a lot of the Iraqi troops surrendered when, instead of the foot soldiers they were expecting, American tanks rolled in. Didn’t anybody tell them that Amer...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹203：如果我先死了怎么办(中英)
- A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place. . .一对已经结婚20年的夫妇正准备睡觉，然后就有了下面这段对话:She: "Honey, if I die b...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹204：一封遗嘱(中英)
- one day a very sick old man calls his doctor, his lawyer, and his CPA to his deathbed:一位得了重病的老人把他的医生、律师和会计师叫到了自己的病床前。old man: "I am giving you each an envelope...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹205：为什么选择学医(中英)
- A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumbertype things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.一个医生家...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹206：我解雇秘书的原因(中英)
- One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary:一个男士在向另外一个男士解释他为什么解雇了自己的秘书。"Two Weeks ago,” I said, "was my forty一fifth birthday and I wasn’t feel...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹207：世界标准(中英)
- In my university bookshop the other day, inquiring about the availability of a book for my research, I told the Lady behind the counter that I had all the details of the book，and asked if she...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹208：我们不能相信律师吗？(中英)
- The justice department was trying a case against a company in New York，who had engaged the senior partner of the biggest law firm there, Alan Dean, to defend them. My father一in一law represent...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹209：家庭牧场(中英)
- Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch Unfortunately, after just afew years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch,...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹210：休息喝咖啡的时间(中英)
- A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop....
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹211：期末考试(中英)
- Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit o...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹212：金婚纪念日(中英)
- A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their l...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹213：讣告(中英)
- A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.” The man at the newspaper said,...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹214：运气太差(中英)
- Sadie's husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.莎迪的丈夫杰克已经昏迷好几个月了，他忠实的妻子不分昼夜地...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹215：借口(中英)
- A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the need...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹216：餐馆里(中英)
- A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. The waiter says, "Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage.”一个德州人、一个俄...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹217：休息一天(中英)
- So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:如果你要求休息一天，那就让我们看看你一直都要求了些什么:There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Regulations 规定（中英双语）
- 37.Regulations37.规定It was sunny and warm when our neighbor, Danny，left home for his first day of school. He was the proud if reluctaut possessor of a new sport coat...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Wrongly dressed 穿错了（中英双语）
- 38.Wrongly dressed38.穿错了I wanted to look especially nice when I valked my son to his first day of kindergarten，so I took the liberty of borrowing an outfit from my...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Immaculate deception 窍门（中英双语）
- 39.Immaculate deception39.窍门My mother and a group of her friends were discussing housecleaning. Mom, who dislikes the task，stated in a matter-of-fact way,”Oh，I'm g...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Bragging 吹牛（中英双语）
- 40.Bragging40.吹牛Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off，“said one. "Today that man is a concert vi...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Not everything is perfect 并非尽善尽美!（中英双语）
- 41.Not everything is perfect41.并非尽善尽美!"The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station，"says Jay Leno. "Know what that means...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Change places 调位（中英双语）
- 42.Change places42.调位The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the whit...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Straight forward 直接了当（中英双语）
- 43.Straight forward43.直接了当"This house,"said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest,I'm going to tell you ab...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Quick-learner 一学就会（中英双语）
- 44.Quick-learner44.一学就会"Dad，will you help me with my homework?"“爸爸，你可以帮我做作业吗?’’"I'm sorry,"replied the father. "It wouldn't be right.““对...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹220：大学毕业生(中英)
- A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep o...
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