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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹121：换个工作(中英)
- The doctor looked at his tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on and began: "Same old story, my much confinement. Do not deny it patient his chest friend. Too much confinement, Do not deny it. Wal...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹122：一个坏印象(中英)
- Six people were traveling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.有...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹123：不同的听众(中英)
- AI Smith was governor of New York State. He was a famous man. He was born very poor on the East Side of New York City. He had little education. He worked very hard and won great success.阿尔&...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹124：好心反遭报应(中英)
- Eddie liked music very much when he was at school, but when he went to the university he decided to study medicine, instead of music. When he passed his examinations and became a doctor, he h...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹126：滑雪课(中英)
- Between my first and second ski lessons, I was practicing on the beginners' slope at Mammoth Mountain in California. I began to pick up speed, and suddenly I realized I had forgotten how to s...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹125：它就是士兵(中英)
- As a newly commissioned infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M一16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about th...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹127：和你身高差不多(中英)
- When we were newlyweds, my husband started a new job. Every evening I would gri11 him about the women at his office，demanding to know how pretty each one was, what color her eyes were, her hai...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹128：世界上最伟大的击剑手(中英)
- At an exhibition of the world’s best swordsmen，the third一place fencer took the stage. A fly was released，and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹129：你一个，我一个(中英)
- One late autumn evening two boys, having collected sack full of chestnuts, decided to share them out in a graveyard. On their way in one of the boys dropped the sack and two of the cockers ro...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹130：把我吓个半死(中英)
- A woman was walking along the beach when she saw a bottle on the sand. She picked it up and removed its top. Whoosh! A big puff of smoke appeared.一位妇女正在沿着海滩散步，突然她看见沙滩上有个...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹131：谁最臭(中英)
- A grocer, a banker and a politician got lost in the forest. Eventually they came to a farmer's house and asked if he could put them up overnight.一个杂货商、一个银行家和一个政客在森林里迷了路...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹132：自己来(中英)
- An old friend from abroad, whom I was expecting to stay with me, telephoned from the airport to tell me that he had arrived. I was still at the office at the time, but I had made arrangements...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精109：Asking A Question问问题（英汉双语笑话）
- 109.Asking A Question109.问问题During the computer class，the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.计算机课上，老师批评一个男生，因为他和后...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精107：That’s Why原来如此（英汉双语笑话）
- 107. That’s Why107.原来如此Jimmy started painting when he was three years old，and when he was five，he was already very good at it. He painted many beautif...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精108：I Don't Know Her我还不认识她呢（英汉双语笑话）
- 108. I Don't Know Her108.我还不认识她呢A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench，passionately kissing.一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上深情接...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹135：恶作剧(中英)
- Now, what I did to a guy I didn't like one night is a classic:有一天晚上，我针对一个自己讨厌的人所做的事情简直是妙极了:I saw him at a restaurant with his "other woman" seated in the corner of t...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹136：混乱的药方(中英)
- This is a true story, which happened to me. For a while, I worked as a cashier at a local drugstore. Well, one afternoon, while I was working at the drug counter，a woman came in and dropped of...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹133：酒吧间里的赌博(中英)
- There was this guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said,“Bartender, are you a betting man?” The bartender replied, "Certainly! I'm ALWAYS a betting man!” To which the man s...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹134：天堂里的教皇(中英)
- The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says, "Glad to see you; we've got your place all ready.” Peter then takes the Pope down the street and shows him his new home: a small b...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹137：孩子们天生就是喜剧演员(中英)
- In response to the request for "kids growing up" stories, here's one told to me many years ago by some friends about their five一year一old daughter Laura. The mother calls it "The Kevin Incid...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹138：真实的幽默(中英)
- Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Any way there was this young nurse. Every time she came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice"...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹139：河上漂流(中英)
- A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River $40 all inclusive.”一个男人路过旅行社时，看到一个广告栏上面写着“顺着墨...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹140：给丈夫最好的警告(中英)
- My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I' m in a bad m...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹141：实话实说(中英)
- As our plane made it's landing at O' Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.当我们的飞机在欧海尔降落时，飞机的机组人员开始了她的“欢迎和感谢”的演讲。"Welcome to Chic...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹142：逮捕(中英)
- A distinguished professor was arrested yesterday at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Texas while trying to board a flight with a calculator, protractor compass, and slide rule. The...
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