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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹236：马克吐温下的定义(中英)
- What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?动物标本剥制师和收税员有什么区别?The taxidermist takes only your skin.动物标本剥制师只是剥皮。 更多 英...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹235：完美的反驳(中英)
- Do you mind if I smoke?你介意我抽烟吗?I don’t care if you burst into flames and die.
我不在乎你点着自己然后烧死。
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Tests 各种测试（中英双语）
- 55.Tests55.各种测试My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier neede...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Different duty 不同职责（中英双语）
- 56.Different duty56·不同职责I was taking my mother for a drive，and she' d scold me whenever I went over the speed limit. Unfortunately I dismissed her advice，and...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Equal treat 平等对待（中英双语）
- 53.Equal treat53·平等对待A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date，I'd disapprove of every young man who took them o...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Definition 定义（中英双语）
- 54.Definition54.定义Mark, our youngest son, was born after I had completed my active Air Force career. As a retired colonel, I enjoyed discussing with the children my...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹238：父亲的亲笔签名(中英)
- Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?老师:汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你的父母看，是吗?Tom: Yes, I have, sir.汤姆:不，老师,我给看了。Teacher: But I can’t fi...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹239：纪律(中英)
- US and Russia arranged a competition to determine whose nation had the bravest troops. The two leaders arrived, at the designated hour, on a plateau in Finland high above the water. Each was...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹240：打字(中英)
- Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here.老师:玛丽，你的打字有进步，这儿只有十七个错。Mary: That's great!玛丽:那太棒了!Teacher: And now I'll look at the sec...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹241：关于降落伞(中英)
- You are one of two people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute.你是一架失控飞机上两名乘客中的一名，现在只有一个降落伞。Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Be a driver 永远是驾驶员（中英双语）
- 57.Be a driver57.永远是驾驶员!Our oldest son, Willy, a helicopter pilot stationed at Fort Rucker，Alaska, lives and breathes flying. When he called to say he'd be driv...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Patent 专利（中英双语）
- 58.Patent58.专利I conducted orientation for groups of new employees of a large computer-software company. One part covered the legal paper work for any inventions the...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：I don’t know her well 我对她不了解（中英双语）
- 59.I don't know her well59.我对她不了解As a courier for an express delivery service，I tried to deliver a package that required refrigeration, but found no one home. I...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Over reacted 过分紧张（中英双语）
- 60.Over reacted60.过分紧张My little girl loves animals，but one day she was bitten by a small field mouse she'd found. She carried it home in her pocket and told me wha...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Care 关心（中英双语）
- 61.Care61.关心A customer at my teller's window was grumbling about the low interest rate on his savings account. He finally said he was just going to take all his mon...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Surprise 异奇!（中英双语）
- 62.Surprise62.异奇!My first waitressing job was in a coffee shop. We featured a lunch special called "Tuna Salad Surprise"，a tuna sandwich served with soup and chips....
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Travel restriction “走不动了”（中英双语）
- 63.Travel restriction63.“走不动了”Out-of-state friends of ours recently inherited several pieces of real estate which, unfortunately, are producing more taxes than...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Send him away 把他送走!（中英双语）
- 64.Send him away64.把他送走!The children begged for a hamster, and after the usual fervent vows that they alone would care for it，they got one. They named it Danny. T...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹243：快乐并不富裕(中英)
- An old rich man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money，so that soon he had nothing left. Of course, when that happened, a...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹242：生日玫瑰(中英)
- A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. One day she said to him: "It is my birthday tomorrow.”一个年轻的男子爱上了一位美丽的姑娘。一天她对他说:“明天就是我的生日了。”"Oh,” said the...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹244：上帝会来救我的(中英)
- There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety except for one man. He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping at his feet.一次洪水泛滥，每个人都被送到了安全的避难所。只有...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹245：最乐观的人(中英)
- William may well be called the champion optimist. He was sitting on the roof of his house during a flood, watching the water flow fast，when the neighbor who owned a boat rowed across to him.威...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹249：冰上钓鱼(中英)
- A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole.一个酒鬼打算...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹248：谁醉了？(中英)
- On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old Englishman and his youngest son were seated in the village inn. The father had partaken liberally of the beer, and was warning his son against the evils...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹247：师生间的对话(中英)
- TEACHER: In what countries are elephants found?老师:在哪些国家发现了大象?STUDENT: Teacher. Elephants are very large and intelligent animals，and are seldom lost.学生:老师，大象是一种巨型的并且是...
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