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- 医生给病人诊断后的建议--双语幽默漫画
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"Your X-ray shows three rubber bands,a few staples,a plastic file folder tab,a pen cap,and the letter Q from a computer keyboard.Stop eating lunch at your desk."你的X光透视显示有3个橡皮筋，少...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每年都是我的生日--双语幽默笑话
- professor: when is your birthday?教授：你的生日是什么时候？kid: may 30.孩子：5月30日。professor: which year?教授：哪一年？kid: every year.孩子：每年都是。
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2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 芭蕾表演观后感--双语幽默笑话
- On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were talle...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 轻松购买录像机的妙招--双语幽默笑话
- amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。i’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。but on th...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 生活在当代的荣幸--双语幽默笑话
- a young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. one evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her t...
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- 触类旁通的效果--双语幽默笑话
- a schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. your stomach's hurting because it's empty. it'll be all right when you've got something in...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爸爸不在画中的合理解释--双语幽默笑话
- two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。"look," said the elder brother. "how nice these paintings are!"“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”"yes," said the yo...
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- 如何检验自我通道--双语幽默漫画
- "When my ego senses potential damage,the air bags are deployed!"当我的自我测道潜在损坏时，这些气球就膨胀了。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资...
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- 提倡低碳饮食--双语幽默漫画
- today's rawhide donuts were donated by midtown pet supply for our low-carb dieters.为了给我们提供低炭饮食，今日的生皮面包圈由近郊的宠物捐助。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文...
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- 到底是谁在拽猫尾巴--双语幽默笑话
- it's not my fault不是我的错mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 出乎意料的事情--双语幽默笑话
- a young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. they took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. then one morning at bre...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不相关的比较--双语幽默笑话
- comparison 比较 geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). so i don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老鼠夹上的奶酪--双语幽默笑话
- so hospitable the boy is好客的男孩the hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. the little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment a...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 鸟类中的炸鸡--双语幽默笑话
- fried chicken喜欢炸鸡in class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. then he asked one of the students, what kind of bird do you like best, jack?老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 多任务专家的老板--双语幽默漫画
- "my boss is a master at multitasking.he can do nothing ten different ways at the same time."我的老板是个多任务专家，他能同时用十种办法不干任何事情。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 琐碎的管理--双语幽默漫画
- "Some people have accused me of micromanaging!Do you agree with them? If so,say yes."有人指责我管理太琐碎，你是否同意？如果是，说“Yes”。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 工作上希望得到大家的肯定--双语幽默漫画
- "i'm willing to work for less pay if everyone agrees to always let me right about everything."如果每个人都同意我每件事都是对的，我愿意少拿薪水多干活。 更多 英语笑话 英语小...
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- 生意场上通向成功的技巧--双语幽默漫画
- "the dinosaurs became extinct because they were large and slow.in business,being small is a great adwantage!"恐龙灭绝了是因为它们大而慢。在生意场上，做小是个很大的优点！ 更...
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- 测试听力--双语幽默笑话
- on a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个农民靠边停车，说：“先生，你意识到...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小贩手里的结实瓦盆--双语幽默笑话
- a peddler（小贩） sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." at the time of his knocking, t...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 令偷盗者高兴的便条--双语幽默笑话
- mrs brown was going out for the day. she locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: nobody home. don't leave anything.布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人...
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- 英语脑筋急转弯
- Questions:
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？
3. Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？
4. Why ar...
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- 使人变得更紧张的放松--双语幽默漫画
- "I'm finally learning how to relax.Unfortunately,relaxation makes me tense."最终我还是学会了如何放松。但不幸的是，放松使我紧张。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 办公室安全制度的制定--双语幽默漫画
- "We've established new security standards in the office,so don't forget to use the ecret-say ode-cay."我们已经制定了有关办公室安全的制度，因此别忘了使用口令。 更多 英语笑...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最后一名上车者的身份--双语幽默笑话
- the bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。it is too crowded, they shouted. who do...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
